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1) If I were a doll, the accessories packaged with me would be:
a knife, a moleskin and a guinness.
2) I have an irrational fear of:
falling and breaking my teeth and getting hit by cars while crossing the street. i would say spiders, but that isn't an irrational fear. it is a completely rational fear.
3) What type of food do you eat at your grandparents house?
well, i only eat there for things like mother's day or granny's birthday, so i would have to say dip, cheese and crackers.
4) What did you do yesterday?
i woke up at 10:00AM EST and got ornery because i was really hung over AND the clothes in my closet were somehow soaking wet so i had to unpack my packed clothes to have something to wear to work. then cheo let me punch him twice and pinch him twice to make me feel better (i love violence), but it didn't work because i didn't get to stab him. then i went and got coffee for cheap because i didn't know it was $2.00 latte day, so that made me feel a little better. then i went to work and did exactly 5 minutes of actual work and spent the rest of the time using the internet and talking to chelsie on aim. at lunch time i went to rendez-vous to talk to ben for a bit and he told me about how his new roommate makes weird noises in his sleep and how the night before it sounded like there was an automotive factory in his room. then i went and got a sandwich and i saw the elevator guys walking down the street and i talked to them about malt liquor for a few minutes. then i ate my sandwich by dennison and read A Long Way Gone, which i really like. it's a memoir of a boy soldier in sierra leone. it's beautiful and tragic and that's just what i like. then i did nothing at work for four hours. then i went and had dinner with diana and when she had to go to her gre class i walked home. when i walked into my house cheo was sitting on the couch watching the olympics and cooking a pork loin, which is really weird. then i watched the olympics for awhile, complained about being hung over, watched project runway and then nick brandley called me so i had to go to the bar. he's moving to australia to record bird songs in a few days, so i had to go see him. at mitch's i drank some liquor and a jumbo pitcher or two, but i didn't get drunk since that takes me drinking either 5 jumbo pitchers or about 10 mixed drinks. i need to take a break so i can cut back on my alcohol expenses. then cheo and i went back to the country cottage and watched the olympics until we fell asleep on the couch.
5) What would you do if you were stranded on an island with the person you hate?
stab them. then i'd use their body as a raft and escape back to civilization.
6) What would you do if you found out you had been cheated on?
i'd probably cheat on him three or four times, tell him all about it, and then break up.
7) Do you stalk anyone on myspace?
no, especially since i don't really use myspace that much. i do stalk chelsie and val, though, because i need to know what they are doing and whom they are talking with at all times. it's their faults that they agreed to live with me, so i don't feel bad about it.
8) Where is #8?
right there, dolt.
9) My feet are:
baby-sized and covered in blisters from not nice shoes.
11) Know how to cook?
yeah, i had to start doing most of the cooking after gergely left because thorsten would try to do things like layer pepperonis on wheat bread with nothing else and eat it. that was weird, so i had to make it stop. cooking is also a nice way to not do homework but still do something that i can pretend is productive.
12) I am annoyed with:
jenny! she's SO annoying. i can't wait to move out of the cottage and into an apartment with only chelsie and val. i like chelsie and val. i don't like jenny.
13) Name one of the Spice Girls:
scary spice.
14) What was the last thing to make you cry?
probably watching that discovery channel commercial about loving the whole world or when i was reading A Long Way Gone and Ishmael was talking about the memories he has of his family. i only cry when things are really beautiful.
13) What are the stems on wine glasses for?
so you feel fancy even though you're drinking $3.00 wine. i usually just drink mine out of a coffee mug.
14) My favorite shoes are?
brown and look like something an old man would love.
15) Can you use chopsticks?
yeah, i'm fancy.
16) Do you prefer beaches or forests?
forests. i like trees and woodland creatures.
18) Who knows a secret or two about you?
a lot of people know lots of things about me. i think diana and maureen know my current juicy tidbits.
19) Have you ever burned yourself?
yeah. sometimes i get drunk and act like an idiot. or i do that all the time. whatever.
21) Favorite cake?
i like things that are chocolate or have little pieces of candy confetti in them.
22) Where is your brother right now?
i don't have a brother. if by "brother" you mean "black guy," then there's one sitting next to me on the couch.
23) Do you believe that things last forever?
lots of things last forever. like plastic bags in landfills. and american pride.
24) What are you listening to?
olympic fencing. I LOVE THE OLYMPICS!
25) What do you smell like right now?
probably filth since i haven't showered yet today. whatever.
26) Are you married?
to jesus.
27) If I look in your glove box, what will I find?
i don't own a car and i probably never will since i like public transportation so much.
28) What jewelry are you wearing?
my claddagh from belfast and my bracelet from toronto.
29) What is something your friends make fun of you for?
getting drunk and trying to sit down where there wasn't a chair and not knowing whether or not koalas have teeth. apparently they do have teeth. f.y.i.
31) What is in your pocket right now?
i don't have pockets on my jammers.
32) Where was your default picture taken?
well, on myspace it's a picture of me geared up for guerrilla water balloon warfare, my facebook picture is me hugging perot while he's wearing the american flag on my porch, and my livejournal picture is of an otter so it was probably taken at a zoo.
33) Who do you know that is in jail?
i don't know anybody that's currently there, but that dude on my couch has been in the slammer twice. bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do?
34) Something irritating about your living situations:
jenny.
35) Where are you right now?
in my living room watching the olympics and wondering why cheo is cooking pork loin again.
36) What was the most interesting thing that happened today?
perot calling me and saying i have to meet him at rendez-vous at 3:30PM EST because he has urgent matters that must be discussed. i'm rather perplexed.
37) Your current relationship status?
i'm dating father time and i think he's eating chicken instead of pork loin. i'm perplexed part II. oh, and i'd rather be dating someone else, but he's not living in this state right now and father time is, so whatever.
38) When was the last time you got blood taken and why?
a couple of months ago when i wanted to know if i have genetic blood disorder. i don't.
39) What were you doing at midnight last night?
drinking at the bar.
40) Do you have a best friend of the opposite sex?
mike hetu, noah and perot. now that ben's back we can be good, good friends like before he went to france.
a knife, a moleskin and a guinness.
2) I have an irrational fear of:
falling and breaking my teeth and getting hit by cars while crossing the street. i would say spiders, but that isn't an irrational fear. it is a completely rational fear.
3) What type of food do you eat at your grandparents house?
well, i only eat there for things like mother's day or granny's birthday, so i would have to say dip, cheese and crackers.
4) What did you do yesterday?
i woke up at 10:00AM EST and got ornery because i was really hung over AND the clothes in my closet were somehow soaking wet so i had to unpack my packed clothes to have something to wear to work. then cheo let me punch him twice and pinch him twice to make me feel better (i love violence), but it didn't work because i didn't get to stab him. then i went and got coffee for cheap because i didn't know it was $2.00 latte day, so that made me feel a little better. then i went to work and did exactly 5 minutes of actual work and spent the rest of the time using the internet and talking to chelsie on aim. at lunch time i went to rendez-vous to talk to ben for a bit and he told me about how his new roommate makes weird noises in his sleep and how the night before it sounded like there was an automotive factory in his room. then i went and got a sandwich and i saw the elevator guys walking down the street and i talked to them about malt liquor for a few minutes. then i ate my sandwich by dennison and read A Long Way Gone, which i really like. it's a memoir of a boy soldier in sierra leone. it's beautiful and tragic and that's just what i like. then i did nothing at work for four hours. then i went and had dinner with diana and when she had to go to her gre class i walked home. when i walked into my house cheo was sitting on the couch watching the olympics and cooking a pork loin, which is really weird. then i watched the olympics for awhile, complained about being hung over, watched project runway and then nick brandley called me so i had to go to the bar. he's moving to australia to record bird songs in a few days, so i had to go see him. at mitch's i drank some liquor and a jumbo pitcher or two, but i didn't get drunk since that takes me drinking either 5 jumbo pitchers or about 10 mixed drinks. i need to take a break so i can cut back on my alcohol expenses. then cheo and i went back to the country cottage and watched the olympics until we fell asleep on the couch.
5) What would you do if you were stranded on an island with the person you hate?
stab them. then i'd use their body as a raft and escape back to civilization.
6) What would you do if you found out you had been cheated on?
i'd probably cheat on him three or four times, tell him all about it, and then break up.
7) Do you stalk anyone on myspace?
no, especially since i don't really use myspace that much. i do stalk chelsie and val, though, because i need to know what they are doing and whom they are talking with at all times. it's their faults that they agreed to live with me, so i don't feel bad about it.
8) Where is #8?
right there, dolt.
9) My feet are:
baby-sized and covered in blisters from not nice shoes.
11) Know how to cook?
yeah, i had to start doing most of the cooking after gergely left because thorsten would try to do things like layer pepperonis on wheat bread with nothing else and eat it. that was weird, so i had to make it stop. cooking is also a nice way to not do homework but still do something that i can pretend is productive.
12) I am annoyed with:
jenny! she's SO annoying. i can't wait to move out of the cottage and into an apartment with only chelsie and val. i like chelsie and val. i don't like jenny.
13) Name one of the Spice Girls:
scary spice.
14) What was the last thing to make you cry?
probably watching that discovery channel commercial about loving the whole world or when i was reading A Long Way Gone and Ishmael was talking about the memories he has of his family. i only cry when things are really beautiful.
13) What are the stems on wine glasses for?
so you feel fancy even though you're drinking $3.00 wine. i usually just drink mine out of a coffee mug.
14) My favorite shoes are?
brown and look like something an old man would love.
15) Can you use chopsticks?
yeah, i'm fancy.
16) Do you prefer beaches or forests?
forests. i like trees and woodland creatures.
18) Who knows a secret or two about you?
a lot of people know lots of things about me. i think diana and maureen know my current juicy tidbits.
19) Have you ever burned yourself?
yeah. sometimes i get drunk and act like an idiot. or i do that all the time. whatever.
21) Favorite cake?
i like things that are chocolate or have little pieces of candy confetti in them.
22) Where is your brother right now?
i don't have a brother. if by "brother" you mean "black guy," then there's one sitting next to me on the couch.
23) Do you believe that things last forever?
lots of things last forever. like plastic bags in landfills. and american pride.
24) What are you listening to?
olympic fencing. I LOVE THE OLYMPICS!
25) What do you smell like right now?
probably filth since i haven't showered yet today. whatever.
26) Are you married?
to jesus.
27) If I look in your glove box, what will I find?
i don't own a car and i probably never will since i like public transportation so much.
28) What jewelry are you wearing?
my claddagh from belfast and my bracelet from toronto.
29) What is something your friends make fun of you for?
getting drunk and trying to sit down where there wasn't a chair and not knowing whether or not koalas have teeth. apparently they do have teeth. f.y.i.
31) What is in your pocket right now?
i don't have pockets on my jammers.
32) Where was your default picture taken?
well, on myspace it's a picture of me geared up for guerrilla water balloon warfare, my facebook picture is me hugging perot while he's wearing the american flag on my porch, and my livejournal picture is of an otter so it was probably taken at a zoo.
33) Who do you know that is in jail?
i don't know anybody that's currently there, but that dude on my couch has been in the slammer twice. bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do?
34) Something irritating about your living situations:
jenny.
35) Where are you right now?
in my living room watching the olympics and wondering why cheo is cooking pork loin again.
36) What was the most interesting thing that happened today?
perot calling me and saying i have to meet him at rendez-vous at 3:30PM EST because he has urgent matters that must be discussed. i'm rather perplexed.
37) Your current relationship status?
i'm dating father time and i think he's eating chicken instead of pork loin. i'm perplexed part II. oh, and i'd rather be dating someone else, but he's not living in this state right now and father time is, so whatever.
38) When was the last time you got blood taken and why?
a couple of months ago when i wanted to know if i have genetic blood disorder. i don't.
39) What were you doing at midnight last night?
drinking at the bar.
40) Do you have a best friend of the opposite sex?
mike hetu, noah and perot. now that ben's back we can be good, good friends like before he went to france.