this really did make me laugh out loud

[polka_duck]

zero: Bev, what's something healthy and delicious i can go purchase from Safeway at this hour?
ducky: rice crackers
ducky: is that what theyre called
ducky: no
ducky: rice
ducky: ...
ducky: something
ducky: y'know? them circle things
zero: FUCK THIS IN-N-OUT IS STILL OPEN

...dave's hilarous.