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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In August I bought porn for x__candii (10 points). In April I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). Last Monday on a flight to Vancouver, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). Last week I ruled Iran as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In January I pushed use_meabuse_me in the mud (-17 points).
Overall, I've been nice (979 points). For Christmas I deserve a new dolly!
Sincerely,
polka_dott_love