Ditty
I wanna shag you in the living room
And shag you on the floor.
I wanna eat you in the kitchen
and nail you to the door.
I'm gonna pump you full of semen
When I spear you with my oar.
I am gonna bite your sweet tushie
And then plug you in the rear.
I meant to whisper sweet nothings
When I stuck my tongue into your ear.
And When you take a shower
I'll pull up my chair and leer.
Oh baby, baby I'm horny
and I'm queer.
So spread your legs for me
And raise your feet into the air.
Scream, I know you want it.
Don't think I won't be fair.
One day I'll lie on my back
and you can ride me like a steer.
No need to head into the bedroom,
We can do it right here.
We don't have to close the curtains,
Just let the neighbors stare!
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AN I should explain this one, it comes from a fanfic of mine by the same name, where one of the characters was singing this is the shower.
And shag you on the floor.
I wanna eat you in the kitchen
and nail you to the door.
I'm gonna pump you full of semen
When I spear you with my oar.
I am gonna bite your sweet tushie
And then plug you in the rear.
I meant to whisper sweet nothings
When I stuck my tongue into your ear.
And When you take a shower
I'll pull up my chair and leer.
Oh baby, baby I'm horny
and I'm queer.
So spread your legs for me
And raise your feet into the air.
Scream, I know you want it.
Don't think I won't be fair.
One day I'll lie on my back
and you can ride me like a steer.
No need to head into the bedroom,
We can do it right here.
We don't have to close the curtains,
Just let the neighbors stare!
_______________________________________________________
AN I should explain this one, it comes from a fanfic of mine by the same name, where one of the characters was singing this is the shower.