【 十一 】 ｎｅｖｅｒ ｏｎｅ ｆｏｒ ｓｌｅｅｐｉｎｇ ｌａｔｅ

[politerudeness]

[ so the day after the whole Valentine's day event ended for real, Japan got droned! And then, almost ten days later, on the 26th, Japan wakes up to the realization that he had fake memories of an affair with a certain someone implanted into his mind and that he and that someone- ohgodohgodohgodohmygod  he better fix this mess and fucking now. ]

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Comments

[thief_of_truth]

Wow, Japan, you look awesome! Just like the Steel Samurai!

[politerudeness]

[ stops right in his tracks ]

-Ah, Kay-san. Although that wasn't quite my intention, thank you very much!

[thief_of_truth]

Did you just get your katana back?

[politerudeness]

T-the truth is, I received it a considerably short time after my arrival...

[thief_of_truth]

Huh... so how come I haven't seen you practicing with it more? If I had a weapon like that, I'd want to be training with it all the time!

[politerudeness]

It didn't quite seem like a requirement... it has been a while since I last fought with it seriously.

[thief_of_truth]

Yeah, I guess it probably has been, huh? But you still look pretty good with it!

[politerudeness]

K-Kay-san is being far too kind!

[thief_of_truth]

I always thought ninjas were cooler than samurai, though.

[politerudeness]

However, unlike ninjas, the samurai were honorable and dignified true warriors! Ah, just remembering those days makes me long for them again... it is as though my warrior spirit is returning to me... [ actually being a samurai pretty much sucked. but he's not admitting that in a million years. ]

[thief_of_truth]

Do you have an awesome finishing move or something? With a cool name?

[Because clearly real samurai are like the crap she watches on TV.]

[politerudeness]

...

Ah...

[ translation: no ]

[thief_of_truth]

Maybe something like...

[Kay poses like she's got a katana.]

Early Summer Rain Slice!

[Mime-slashes through the air.]

[politerudeness]

Eeeeh? Isn't it winter?

[thief_of_truth]

Well, yeah, but Early Summer Rain sounds so much cooler, don't you think?

[politerudeness]

It is alright, I suppose, but...