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[politerudeness]

【 ➡ PHONEThis is Japan. Everyone, I believe it is time that I let everyone know that the Cosplay Cafe has officially been opened again and is available for business. It shall henceforth be active during the entire week, excluding on Saturdays and Sundays- since, these appear to be the most appropriate days for such. If you wish to visit, it is

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[teawithpuzzles]

[I'm a Victorian gentleman and what is this. The Professor is standing in front of the cafe with a reddish tinge on his face as he attempts to figure out what is happening.]

D-Do excuse me, but may I ask why you are dressed in such a manner?

[politerudeness]

[ SIRRY VICTORIANS... ] It is called cosplay.

[teawithpuzzles]

And may I ask... Why?

[politerudeness]

Costume play is a fun and pleasurable activity. [ looks SO SERIOUS!! about it ]

[teawithpuzzles]

...I see.

Do you serve tea here? [You're lucky he hasn't spotted the girls in short skirts yet. So lucky.]

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[politerudeness]

Indeed we do--

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[politerudeness]

Ah... that is to say--

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[politerudeness]

... Please excuse me. I need to get into character. [ closes his eyes and stands these for a moment with a concentrated look on his face for a moment ]

4/4.

[politerudeness]

Of course, I will bring Master a cup of tea right away.

[teawithpuzzles]

There's no need to call me Master.

[He still hasn't figured it out.]

[politerudeness]

Playacting as the character is a part of costume play.

[teawithpuzzles]

Ah. It is a very interesting practice.

[politerudeness]

... Well then, Master, please allow me to bring the tea.

[teawithpuzzles]

[Waits politely.]

[politerudeness]

[ leaves and comes back quickly with a tray and a cup of tea on it ]

Shall I add sugar? Perhaps Master would like milk with it?

[teawithpuzzles]

Ah, some sugar and milk would be nice, thank you.