【 四 】 ｓｋｅｌｅｔｏｎｓ ｏｎ ｐａｒａｄｅ

[politerudeness]

[ SO, GUESS WHO WAS JUST ATTACKED BY A LIVING ROASTED TURKEY? This guy! And guess who dealt with it with a katana and by utterly destroying it into (very neat and clean) little pieces? THIS GUY. Of course, with the turkey being empty on the inside, there isn't really anything left to eat ;3; So, housemates will find Japan sitting calmly in the

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[tsuntiger]

...About as normal as having blood pour out of it.

[Disturbed? Naaah.]

[politerudeness]

They either attack, pour out blood, or spray acid upon touch... what an odd idea for a prank.

[tsuntiger]

[Well, the acid was news to her...]

That doesn't really count as a prank.

[politerudeness]

Perhaps not.

[tsuntiger]

Perhaps? A bit of an understatement, if people have been getting hurt.

[politerudeness]

... That is right.

[tsuntiger]

[Grrrr]

Do you not give a damn about anything?

[politerudeness]

I never said such a thing!

[tsuntiger]

You're sure acting it.

[politerudeness]

I-is that so?! My sincerest apologies, it was truly not my intention...

[tsuntiger]

...

Uh-huh.

[politerudeness]

As a true Japanese man, I swear it!

[tsuntiger]

Well then, as a true Japanese girl, I think you're obnoxious.

[And she giggles. Because that was clearly the best joke ever.]

[politerudeness]

Ah?! A true Japanese girl would never say such a rude thing!

[tsuntiger]

And yet, I am! I'm certainly Japanese, and I certainly think you're annoying, so a Japanese girl is fully capable of saying such a rude thing~

[politerudeness]

Regardless if you are capable or not, it is truly most inappropriate to speak in this manner to one's own country!