Horoscope silliness
Thanks to curufea, let's take a look at some snippets:
Your lucky numbers are: 37,69
69, oo-er!
Your lucky colours are: ginger,turquoise
Lucky colours? That's a new one for me. Ginger and Turquoise? Can't they just say orange ond green? Can you say "aimed at middle-aged housewives"?
You set yourself up for a fall by demanding impossible things.
Do I now? Well, I suppose if I did, I would. But then, so would anybody, obviously.
Your friends should matter more than your goals or principles. What's the good of being such a revolutionary if no one will even like or listen to you?
Now I'm a revolutionary? Hah! I may not be terribly conservative, but really. I'm in the public service. I'm a cog in the gears of government. As for that first statement, I disagree with half of it. My principles are more important than my friends. I could not remain friends with an unprincipled person.
A fresher look at old problems? It could feel like that for the next four weeks thanks to the Sun into Aquarius today. It's hitting in your Soul sector, allowing you to Go There on ancient angst and sort it.
"Soul sector"? Does this bit make any sense to anyone?
Here's my new all-purpose handy dandy horoscope:
Unthinking people will annoy you this month. Good influences are battling with negative attitudes, leaving your life a struggle. You may meet someone important, or lose something during the next two weeks. The sun rising will shed light on previously unclear perspectives. You will be well positioned to Do This for anyone in your Influence sector.
Wow! isn't that just perfect for you, right now? I thought so.
Your lucky numbers are: 37,69
69, oo-er!
Your lucky colours are: ginger,turquoise
Lucky colours? That's a new one for me. Ginger and Turquoise? Can't they just say orange ond green? Can you say "aimed at middle-aged housewives"?
You set yourself up for a fall by demanding impossible things.
Do I now? Well, I suppose if I did, I would. But then, so would anybody, obviously.
Your friends should matter more than your goals or principles. What's the good of being such a revolutionary if no one will even like or listen to you?
Now I'm a revolutionary? Hah! I may not be terribly conservative, but really. I'm in the public service. I'm a cog in the gears of government. As for that first statement, I disagree with half of it. My principles are more important than my friends. I could not remain friends with an unprincipled person.
A fresher look at old problems? It could feel like that for the next four weeks thanks to the Sun into Aquarius today. It's hitting in your Soul sector, allowing you to Go There on ancient angst and sort it.
"Soul sector"? Does this bit make any sense to anyone?
Here's my new all-purpose handy dandy horoscope:
Unthinking people will annoy you this month. Good influences are battling with negative attitudes, leaving your life a struggle. You may meet someone important, or lose something during the next two weeks. The sun rising will shed light on previously unclear perspectives. You will be well positioned to Do This for anyone in your Influence sector.
Wow! isn't that just perfect for you, right now? I thought so.