Trzy--Voice

[polishrule]

[Poland's doing a lot of talking lately, but this is an important thing. Very, very important. You see, he's a Scorpio and apparently, his horoscope? Something might be skin cancer. Or barbecue sauce. But this is Poland. Yay for jumping to the wildest conclusion.]

GUYS, THERE'S SOME WEIRD THING ON MY SKIN? LIKE, I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT IT IS!

What if

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[guardiancomplex]

What, you too?

[Touya turns on his camera--he has a pinkish rash on his face and hands.]

Were you in the mountains yesterday maybe?

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[polishrule]

[Poland grimaces.] Grody. That's seriously grody. [And he sniffles, showing his hand where the barbecue sauce is.] I wasn't like, anywhere near there.

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[guardiancomplex]

[Well, Touya wouldn't use the word 'grody', but it is a little worrying to suddenly have a mysterious rash on one's body.]

...is that sauce or something?

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[polishrule]

[Nah, grody is a pretty appropriate word to use here.

But he looks at the stain and frowns at it.] No, it's like, some weird mark that I think might be skin cancer...

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[guardiancomplex]

That seems like a pretty extreme conclusion to jump to...

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[polishrule]

Like, what else could it be?!

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[guardiancomplex]

I don't know! Does it appear when you touch somebody you're living with? That's what mine's doing...

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[polishrule]

He isn't even here. I was like, eating something and then it just popped up! It was so weird!

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[guardiancomplex]

...

There's nothing weird about that.

You have sauce or something on your skin.

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[polishrule]

I think I'd be able to tell if it was something like that, don't you think?

[Or not.]

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[guardiancomplex]

I don't think cancer looks like sauce.

[A diplomatic answer.]

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[polishrule]

Duh.

[He knows this. This is why he's worrying because his mind is completely missing the fact this looks like sauce.]