Osiem--Voice/Action

[polishrule]

[So many people.

Poland's worst nightmare. Or one of them.]

G-guys. Stop caring about all the weirdos and like, I have a big problem. A really big problem.

[What's the problem?]

I totally need a carp. Somebody help me!

[Poland will be outside, looking for a way to get a carp. Feel free to run into him, weirdos. Give him advice because seriously, he

Comments

[omnomresentment]

Who're you calling a weirdo, bub?

[polishrule]

...Y-you?

[omnomresentment]

If either of us is a weirdo, it would be you. I can't even figure out if you're a dude or a lady.

[polishrule]

No way. I'm like, a dude and stuff.

[omnomresentment]

A real man doesn't talk like a blonde bimbo.

[polishrule]

H-hey! I totally talk all cool and junk.

[omnomresentment]

You know what you are? You're a girly man. I'm more masculine than you are.

[polishrule]

I totally don't have boobs and you do so I'm way more masculine. [This logic makes total sense.]

[omnomresentment]

Ah, breasts. Those two useless lumps of fat prove to be my downfall once again.

[polishrule]

Um yeah.

So like anyway, you got a carp?

[omnomresentment]

A what, now?

[polishrule]

A carp. I like, need one for Christmas and stuff.

[omnomresentment]

Then why don't you get off your lazy ass and buy one yourself?

[polishrule]

...it's cold.

And my ass totally isn't lazy.

[omnomresentment]

You think this is cold? Try going on a one-woman hike across the North Pole on a mission to assassinate Santa, that's cold.

[polishrule]

You assassinated Santa?!