Jeden--Accidental voice
[Poland has been dumped outside the village. Of course, he could probably see it well enough, but he's more than a little upset so he's not noticing. The journal is open, but he's not really caring about some 'stupid useless book thing'. It's open, recording everything, but he can't tell. It's next to him. But you can definitely hear him yelling because he seems to think his 'kidnapper' could definitely hear him.]
So like, who kidnapped me?! Whoever it was, I'm totally turning your capital into Warsaw! You just don't go around and take my clothes and put these...wing things on me! That's so lame! It's totally, totally, seriously lame! Especially the pants. They're grody.
[A few seconds later and you can hear Poland yelling even better, who decided to take the journal into his hands and still doesn't seem to notice how different this journal is.]
And why'd you give me the weird journal thing? Is it like, so I talk about how you kidnapped me?!
Wait, do you want me to write a book or something about it? 'Cause uh, that sounds really boring and stuff. I mean, dude, at least give me a tv or something? Or a camera. I could make a movie. That's like, ten times more interesting.
So like, who kidnapped me?! Whoever it was, I'm totally turning your capital into Warsaw! You just don't go around and take my clothes and put these...wing things on me! That's so lame! It's totally, totally, seriously lame! Especially the pants. They're grody.
[A few seconds later and you can hear Poland yelling even better, who decided to take the journal into his hands and still doesn't seem to notice how different this journal is.]
And why'd you give me the weird journal thing? Is it like, so I talk about how you kidnapped me?!
Wait, do you want me to write a book or something about it? 'Cause uh, that sounds really boring and stuff. I mean, dude, at least give me a tv or something? Or a camera. I could make a movie. That's like, ten times more interesting.