Crack This!

[polishpenguin]

Hey guys! I'm totally going to post a little story for you all. No no it isn't the one about the unicycles and juggling it is far better and larger. So to set the scene... Mad Matticans and I are walking to see Eric's Hip Hop dance thing. We are approaching our building ... Matt speaks: omg. Me: what? what are you talking about? I then return back to reality and look up and OMG what is that!? Yep that's right folks a man cleaning windows. He looked pretty nice and had excellent technique with the squeegee and then BOOM AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ass crack central. *MY EYES MY EYES* Now most of the time when confronted with a situation like this i'm able to pull myself together and not make a scene but yeah the massive 4 inches of crack with flappage just wasn't going to cooperate. So basically i couldn't hold myself together (i started hysterically laughing before i was even able to get in the door). Matt and i are horrible people. the end.

i hope you all enjoyed that little ditty and i hope it brings you happy thoughts of all the assets you have seen both past and present and those of the future.

one last thought i got a fortune cookie and it said: your fortune is not something to find but something to unfold. just thought i would share!

have a great night y'all and hips don't lie!