[Blog from phone] Um... Bella who~?

[polishflare]

The little dragon keeps ordering take-out. There's, like, chinese food and pizza all of the place and when he's not the pony is hogging my phone and inviting more ponies over!

There's a whole rainbow of ponies in my living room!

But... they keep chasing the talking pączki around, trying to eat them, so I'm all, like, having to tell them 'no, bad pony!', like, all the time, cause the pączkis' keep crying and it's really sad! I'm out to buy them lots of sweets and hay right now cause they're ponies that's what they eat, even though I can't be around sweets right now...

I totally took Edward Cullen with me cause he really needed to go on a walk, there are so many people out here that seem really, really, really happy, it's so funny! Edward keeps complaining that it's too bright or whatever, but I told him I can't, like, turn that thing in the sky off! After I tried to... I told him to turn the table. I found out I couldn't reach that high...

But...

Walking around like this with Edward Cullen~*~.

It's like, like, like...

You can all just totally call me Bella!
I hope she never finds out...