Sexuality Headcanon Meme
*pre-Amat
The Easy Part
What is your…
1. Name: Merlin
2. Age: 20
3. Sex: Male
4. Gender Identity: Male
5. Sexual Orientation: Erm, I only like women.
The Functional Part
6. Let’s talk virginity. Have you lost yours? If yes, how was the experience? If no, how do you feel about it? No, I haven't. I uhm, I guess I think it's something special. Not just for girls, you know? But for men, too, it shouldn't just be something you do. I'd want it to matter. Or I guess what I mean is I want the person to matter.
7. Are you sexually active? How much so? Are you comfortable with your level of sexual activity? No, I'm really, really not.
8. Do you masturbate? How often and, if applicable, to what? Do I have to answer that? All right, all right, fine. I do, sometimes, not a lot because honestly I'm too busy during the day and I just want to sleep at night. I don't know what I think about. Girls?
9. Promiscuity: How many sexual partners have you had? Ideally, would you get around more/less if you could? Do you have strong feelings about others’ promiscuity/lack thereof? I haven't had any. I'd like it if I just had one but I guess we'll see. I don't know, it's none of my business, really, and people fall in love and sometimes it works and sometimes it doesn't. It just doesn't feel like something I can judge.
10. Safe sex: Do you practice it? Do you know how? You mean...being gentle or something? I guess I would...
11. Do you now have or have you ever had an STD? Have you ever gotten or gotten someone else pregnant? If yes to either, how did this affect you? How anxious do these risks make you about sex? Uh, no and I guess risks wise, there's always a risk, right? You shouldn't just dive into it anyway without really thinking about everything.
12. Let’s be frank: How good are you in bed? How good do you think you are? How comfortable are you with your sexual performance? I have no clue. I hope erm...it'll be good? I wouldn't want her to not enjoy it. I'd like it if I could, too.
The Fantasy Part
13. Physically speaking, what do you find attractive in a potential sex partner? Do you consider yourself attractive? Nice eyes, gorgeous smile, a, uh, good figure. Mostly the face though! I mean it. Just a pretty girl smiling at me is something special. And...I don't know. I'm all right? Not exactly the type most girls think about, though.
14. What about mentally/emotionally? What kind of attitude or personality turns you on? Why? Do you consider your personality attractive? I like nice girls, I guess. Clever ones, too, and ones that are, uhm, accepting. Of me, I mean. Just...of all of it. But the sort I'm friends with first, that's the sort I'd want to be with. I don't know if my personality is attractive but I think I'm nice. It'd be appreciated by who matters.
15. Do you prefer to be on the top or the bottom or neither? Are you generally dominant, submissive, or neither? How does this relate to your personality out of bed, if at all? Uhhh. I really don't know those terms but let's just have everything be equal, all right? Whatever makes both of us happy. I guess that's how I usually am but I'd think more about her than I would me. Not that I'm going to be entirely selfless or something but it'd make me happiest.
16. How important is your partner’s satisfaction to you and why? Are you needy/demanding/giving/etc.? Is romance or emotional connection important to you in sex? Very important. The most important. And romance, yeah, I admit it. I like the whole flowers and living out by a lake and just being with each other and being happy. That's what I want. Something peaceful and nice.
17. Are you vanilla or kinky? If the former, how comfortable with/aware of non-vanilla sex are you? If the latter, what are your major kinks? How did you discover them, and how do you feel about them? ...No idea. Just...uh, pass.
18. What turns you off? Why? I thought I already said this. it's the same as what you like, right? So...so yeah.
19. How active is your fantasy life? How often/how vividly do you fantasize about sex? Describe a fantasy situation for you. Pass, yeah. Definitely pass. Look, I barely have time to even remember sex exists, all right? I don't get much time for this and even when I do it's not...much to talk about. Passing's best.
Some Gritty Details Part
20. Talk about your sexual awakening. How old were you when it happened? Who/what was the first thing that aroused you? How did it affect you emotionally? Just this girl in my village. I didn't really know her well. Will teased me about it. He always knew more about all this than me.
21. Have you ever done/fantasized about anything sexually that you’re earnestly ashamed of? What was it? Would you do it again? Why would I say it? I guess...there's some things but it's just really silly, all right? I'm not talking about it.
22. Have you ever committed a sex crime? Have you ever been the victim of one? In either case, if yes, how did this affect you? What? No, definitely no. I've stopped them. I really hate enchantments.
23. Is there anything about your sex life or sexual preferences that you would never tell anyone? How sexually open/repressed are you in general? Why? I guess I'm all right about it. It's sort of personal and it's not exactly anything anyone needs to know. I don't really know.
24. How do you feel about sex, morally speaking? Beyond the basics, are there any sexual areas - homosexuality, prostitution, whatever - that you have strong, moral reactions to? Where do those come from? Look, just...things are different for people and sometimes things happen and I don't know. Maybe we shouldn't judge people for it.
25. If you could change one thing about your sex life, would you, what would it be, and why? I don't have one and I don't have time for it. I'm actually pretty all right with that, though. There are plenty of things more important than all this.
The Easy Part
What is your…
1. Name: Merlin
2. Age: 20
3. Sex: Male
4. Gender Identity: Male
5. Sexual Orientation: Erm, I only like women.
The Functional Part
6. Let’s talk virginity. Have you lost yours? If yes, how was the experience? If no, how do you feel about it? No, I haven't. I uhm, I guess I think it's something special. Not just for girls, you know? But for men, too, it shouldn't just be something you do. I'd want it to matter. Or I guess what I mean is I want the person to matter.
7. Are you sexually active? How much so? Are you comfortable with your level of sexual activity? No, I'm really, really not.
8. Do you masturbate? How often and, if applicable, to what? Do I have to answer that? All right, all right, fine. I do, sometimes, not a lot because honestly I'm too busy during the day and I just want to sleep at night. I don't know what I think about. Girls?
9. Promiscuity: How many sexual partners have you had? Ideally, would you get around more/less if you could? Do you have strong feelings about others’ promiscuity/lack thereof? I haven't had any. I'd like it if I just had one but I guess we'll see. I don't know, it's none of my business, really, and people fall in love and sometimes it works and sometimes it doesn't. It just doesn't feel like something I can judge.
10. Safe sex: Do you practice it? Do you know how? You mean...being gentle or something? I guess I would...
11. Do you now have or have you ever had an STD? Have you ever gotten or gotten someone else pregnant? If yes to either, how did this affect you? How anxious do these risks make you about sex? Uh, no and I guess risks wise, there's always a risk, right? You shouldn't just dive into it anyway without really thinking about everything.
12. Let’s be frank: How good are you in bed? How good do you think you are? How comfortable are you with your sexual performance? I have no clue. I hope erm...it'll be good? I wouldn't want her to not enjoy it. I'd like it if I could, too.
The Fantasy Part
13. Physically speaking, what do you find attractive in a potential sex partner? Do you consider yourself attractive? Nice eyes, gorgeous smile, a, uh, good figure. Mostly the face though! I mean it. Just a pretty girl smiling at me is something special. And...I don't know. I'm all right? Not exactly the type most girls think about, though.
14. What about mentally/emotionally? What kind of attitude or personality turns you on? Why? Do you consider your personality attractive? I like nice girls, I guess. Clever ones, too, and ones that are, uhm, accepting. Of me, I mean. Just...of all of it. But the sort I'm friends with first, that's the sort I'd want to be with. I don't know if my personality is attractive but I think I'm nice. It'd be appreciated by who matters.
15. Do you prefer to be on the top or the bottom or neither? Are you generally dominant, submissive, or neither? How does this relate to your personality out of bed, if at all? Uhhh. I really don't know those terms but let's just have everything be equal, all right? Whatever makes both of us happy. I guess that's how I usually am but I'd think more about her than I would me. Not that I'm going to be entirely selfless or something but it'd make me happiest.
16. How important is your partner’s satisfaction to you and why? Are you needy/demanding/giving/etc.? Is romance or emotional connection important to you in sex? Very important. The most important. And romance, yeah, I admit it. I like the whole flowers and living out by a lake and just being with each other and being happy. That's what I want. Something peaceful and nice.
17. Are you vanilla or kinky? If the former, how comfortable with/aware of non-vanilla sex are you? If the latter, what are your major kinks? How did you discover them, and how do you feel about them? ...No idea. Just...uh, pass.
18. What turns you off? Why? I thought I already said this. it's the same as what you like, right? So...so yeah.
19. How active is your fantasy life? How often/how vividly do you fantasize about sex? Describe a fantasy situation for you. Pass, yeah. Definitely pass. Look, I barely have time to even remember sex exists, all right? I don't get much time for this and even when I do it's not...much to talk about. Passing's best.
Some Gritty Details Part
20. Talk about your sexual awakening. How old were you when it happened? Who/what was the first thing that aroused you? How did it affect you emotionally? Just this girl in my village. I didn't really know her well. Will teased me about it. He always knew more about all this than me.
21. Have you ever done/fantasized about anything sexually that you’re earnestly ashamed of? What was it? Would you do it again? Why would I say it? I guess...there's some things but it's just really silly, all right? I'm not talking about it.
22. Have you ever committed a sex crime? Have you ever been the victim of one? In either case, if yes, how did this affect you? What? No, definitely no. I've stopped them. I really hate enchantments.
23. Is there anything about your sex life or sexual preferences that you would never tell anyone? How sexually open/repressed are you in general? Why? I guess I'm all right about it. It's sort of personal and it's not exactly anything anyone needs to know. I don't really know.
24. How do you feel about sex, morally speaking? Beyond the basics, are there any sexual areas - homosexuality, prostitution, whatever - that you have strong, moral reactions to? Where do those come from? Look, just...things are different for people and sometimes things happen and I don't know. Maybe we shouldn't judge people for it.
25. If you could change one thing about your sex life, would you, what would it be, and why? I don't have one and I don't have time for it. I'm actually pretty all right with that, though. There are plenty of things more important than all this.