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Перлы из книжечки "A Pis of Cak: children at their most seriously funny" - из сочинений английских детей, собрал завуч Питер Джефкок.
Mrs Pearson said I could stay in at the playtime and help her sick up some pictures on the wall.
When PC Handley visited us he wore a helmet and a smart white shit.
To play the game you need to be in gropes. It is best if you let sumbody like a teacher grope you because then you get a fair team. If you grope yourselves you pick all the best players.
If you had no money in the 1930s you could get some by going to the porn shop. The man at the porn shop had 3 balls hanging over his entrance.
We buy poopies and ware them all week. On poopy day we all go quiet and think about dead people.
And in the 1970s there was a law that said there must be sexy quality for women.
There are wild breasts roaming around in jungle. I think it would scar me if a wild breast came up at me at night.
All over the world there are different religions. The people dress differently and do different things. But one thing is the same. They all worship a dog.
Fencing is when you fite with a sod.
Rember rember! On 5th of November we have bonfires and firewanks. This is because a man tried to blow up the house of parliament. The man was called Giy Fuks.
Our country has a government but at the top of everything is queer Elizabeth.
After the war they had to build houses quickly to replace the ones that had been bombed. There houses were called perverts. There are still some old perverts around today.
When we did coin game I was the looker and Mark was the tosser.
I have been to wank with my dad. He wanks in a bonk on Hih Sheet.
Dad was working in the garden and he ascked my mum if she could come and give him a hard. She was bisy so aunty jo went instead.
My uncle is impotent. He is the boss of a big factory.
A friend is someone you can thrust.
Crap rotation is what farmers do when they have groan the same crap in a field for a long time. They move the crap to another field so the soil gets better. Then they might put crap back again.
That is the end of my project on the porkypines. My next one will be about aunt eaters.
I keep getting orful crap. I woak up with the crap all down my leg yesterday and I cuddent put my foot down.
Every living thing is an orgasm. From the smallest cell to a whole mammal, we are all orgasms.
She knew that the therapist was her only hope. She felt scared as she looked at the name plate on the door to his office - Mike Brown - The rapist.
Time seemed to be standing still. Nothing had happened and I was getting scared. I looked again at my cock. It hadn't moved since I last looked at it.
The driver flashed at me and so I decided to cross the road.
Lowry's pictures were mostly about the different prats of Manchester.
My hobby is insest. I learn about all kinds of insest from a book I bort at the bring and bye sale. I speshly like ants and spiders.
I feel sorry for children in Africa. They are starving to death. The only get a little groin to eat. I would not like to eat the groin.
For my praty we went to the blowing alley. When we had been blowing we went for a drinck and a buger.
One of my frends dusent blive in gob. I blive in gob. I think gob is very pawrful.
Lowry's pictures were mostly about the different prats of Manchester.
My hobby is insest. I learn about all kinds of insest from a book I bort at the bring a bye sale. I speshly like ants and spiders.
Me and my Mum went to a department store. I bought some pencils for my drawing classes and my Mum bought a new pair of tits.
Mrs Pearson said I could stay in at the playtime and help her sick up some pictures on the wall.
When PC Handley visited us he wore a helmet and a smart white shit.
To play the game you need to be in gropes. It is best if you let sumbody like a teacher grope you because then you get a fair team. If you grope yourselves you pick all the best players.
If you had no money in the 1930s you could get some by going to the porn shop. The man at the porn shop had 3 balls hanging over his entrance.
We buy poopies and ware them all week. On poopy day we all go quiet and think about dead people.
And in the 1970s there was a law that said there must be sexy quality for women.
There are wild breasts roaming around in jungle. I think it would scar me if a wild breast came up at me at night.
All over the world there are different religions. The people dress differently and do different things. But one thing is the same. They all worship a dog.
Fencing is when you fite with a sod.
Rember rember! On 5th of November we have bonfires and firewanks. This is because a man tried to blow up the house of parliament. The man was called Giy Fuks.
Our country has a government but at the top of everything is queer Elizabeth.
After the war they had to build houses quickly to replace the ones that had been bombed. There houses were called perverts. There are still some old perverts around today.
When we did coin game I was the looker and Mark was the tosser.
I have been to wank with my dad. He wanks in a bonk on Hih Sheet.
Dad was working in the garden and he ascked my mum if she could come and give him a hard. She was bisy so aunty jo went instead.
My uncle is impotent. He is the boss of a big factory.
A friend is someone you can thrust.
Crap rotation is what farmers do when they have groan the same crap in a field for a long time. They move the crap to another field so the soil gets better. Then they might put crap back again.
That is the end of my project on the porkypines. My next one will be about aunt eaters.
I keep getting orful crap. I woak up with the crap all down my leg yesterday and I cuddent put my foot down.
Every living thing is an orgasm. From the smallest cell to a whole mammal, we are all orgasms.
She knew that the therapist was her only hope. She felt scared as she looked at the name plate on the door to his office - Mike Brown - The rapist.
Time seemed to be standing still. Nothing had happened and I was getting scared. I looked again at my cock. It hadn't moved since I last looked at it.
The driver flashed at me and so I decided to cross the road.
Lowry's pictures were mostly about the different prats of Manchester.
My hobby is insest. I learn about all kinds of insest from a book I bort at the bring and bye sale. I speshly like ants and spiders.
I feel sorry for children in Africa. They are starving to death. The only get a little groin to eat. I would not like to eat the groin.
For my praty we went to the blowing alley. When we had been blowing we went for a drinck and a buger.
One of my frends dusent blive in gob. I blive in gob. I think gob is very pawrful.
Lowry's pictures were mostly about the different prats of Manchester.
My hobby is insest. I learn about all kinds of insest from a book I bort at the bring a bye sale. I speshly like ants and spiders.
Me and my Mum went to a department store. I bought some pencils for my drawing classes and my Mum bought a new pair of tits.