Sex in the White House

[rock_bottom]

Title: Sex In the White House
Author: rock_bottom
Rating: R
Pairing: Barack/Michelle Obama
Summary: Marital love that it seems the media and the rest of the world isn't banking on...
Notes/Warnings:Not explicit,  but hot enough.

So, there was this somewhat ridiculous and incredible blog report on sex in the White House, that I just do not find valid,

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[coocoo4oc_slash]

nice change of pace. that was really beautiful.
makes me think of "Ain't No Mountain High Enough" by The Supremes

meanwhile...

"The news that President Obama may soon be having sex in the White House was greeted by his supporters with decidedly mixed emotions. "I'm a little glad and a little sad," said Danielle Garcia-Robinson, a college student and Obama volunteer from Madison, Wisconsin. "I'm glad if he's happy and feeling pleasure but deep down a little part of me will always wish he were having sex with me," Ms. Garcia-Robinson said. Her boyfriend, David Nagel, echoed her sentiment. "That's how I feel, too," he said."
LOLFTW!!!

"From what I understand, it's a bit like the Vulcan mating ritual, the Pon Far," said outgoing Democratic Party Chair Howard Dean. "Barack will feel a seasonal urge that he knows rationally and logically that he is powerless to control. He will inform Michelle and she will attempt to satisfy the urge. Their schedulers work out the precise details."
ROLFMAO!!!!!
*is breathless from gleeful flailing*
seriously? the image of them doing it like they do on the discovery channel?

*dies funny!ded*