Fic: Middleweight Boxing Champion of Brigham Young University, Conclusion

Sep 10, 2008 19:22

Title: Middleweight Boxing Champion of Brigham Young University, Conclusion
Author: modernotica 
Rating: PG-13 overall
Word count: ~1000
Characters: John McCain (POV), Mark, Cindy McCain 
Author's Note: If it isn't screamingly obvious, this whole thing is a spoof of McCain's obsession with Hemingway. I've basically turned John McCain into Jake whats-his-name and Cindy into Brett from 'The Sun Also Rises.' Jindal is Romero and the Republican National Convention is the bullfighting festival of Pamplona. It's imperfect given the plot, but Romney is basically Cohn.

He rinsed the shave cream from his hands and started with the razor. I held very still with my chin slightly up.

"We've turned a corner, John. We've turned a corner."

"Uh-huh," I grunted. It's best not to say much while Mark is shaving my neck or else I get nicked.


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