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[policework]

Forgetting the fact that I really don't want to know how he got my body in here in the first place.

Could someone please slip a magazine under the door?

And possibly call in sick for me? I don't think I get 'Handcuffed to a sleeping vampire' days in my care package.

[ooc Lololol handcuffed to Henry. I can't decide if Celluci is Oscar or Felix. I'm leaning on Felix.]