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[policework]

If they're Japanese, then this makes them, what, a cross over between Chucky and The Grudge?

Regardless, they're ugly little fucks, but the worst they can do is take off a toe. My kingdom for some steel-toed boots.

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[stokerwasahack]

Which kingdom would that be, exactly?

[policework]

Not yours.

[stokerwasahack]

That was never in question.

[policework]

I don't know, it's an expression. You'te a writer, you're supposed to be able to tell when it's a rhetorical-whatever.

[stokerwasahack]

I can. That doesn't make it any less entertaining to twist the meaning. In fact, that tends to enhance the enjoyment.

[policework]

So glad you're enjoying yourself. Now do us all a favor and go enjoy yourself killing some dolls.

[stokerwasahack]

I've been killing dolls. It's not what I'd consider fun.

[policework]

Well, get creative. Maybe I should get some fake blood, you can go all artsy-craftsy on 'em.

[stokerwasahack]

That may be the most inane suggestion you have ever made over the span of our acquaintance.

[policework]

I prefer not to delve too far into your psyche, I might not exit unscathed.

[stokerwasahack]

You might not at that.

Watch out for the one hiding behind the refrigerator. I can hear it skittering about.

[policework]

Well, that's... comforting.

...Thanks.