Prudes
Ohio women who use tampons can now rest easy that they're engaging in "sexual conduct," which is now defined under Sec. 2907.01 as "vaginal intercourse between a male and female; anal intercourse, fellatio, and cunnilingus between persons regardless of sex; and, without privilege to do so, the insertion, however slight, of any part of the body or any instrument, apparatus, or other object into the vaginal or anal cavity of another. Penetration, however slight, is sufficient to complete vaginal or anal intercourse."
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Now that's progress. At this rate, I'll soon get charged with rape for salacious looks. Good thing I don't do any of those! Or I'll get locked up for chasing down helpless high school girls and tying their unbound hair into pony tails. While I'm wearing a horse-head mask and shouting "Pony!" a la Full Metal Panic 2: Fumoffu. Good thing I'm not a pony tail fetishist, an owner of a (credible) horse-head mask, or physically capable of overpowering high school girls. Whew.
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Now that's progress. At this rate, I'll soon get charged with rape for salacious looks. Good thing I don't do any of those! Or I'll get locked up for chasing down helpless high school girls and tying their unbound hair into pony tails. While I'm wearing a horse-head mask and shouting "Pony!" a la Full Metal Panic 2: Fumoffu. Good thing I'm not a pony tail fetishist, an owner of a (credible) horse-head mask, or physically capable of overpowering high school girls. Whew.