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[polemyname]

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[polemyname]

[Continued from here.]

[Getting what is still there and pulling it out then, trying to squash it into your face this time.]

You so asked for it!

[lietmeupinside]

Poland!

[Covering his face with his hands SO FAST.]

Mistletoe is poisonous!

[polemyname]

[Stopping, but still threateningly holding it up in front of you, not sure if you're just making that up to get away or if it's actually true.]

...Seriously?

[lietmeupinside]

[Not moving the hands.]

Seriously.

[polemyname]

[Lowering hand then, well this is anti-climatic, how am I supposed to get revenge now? :(]

You're just not, like, bluffing?

[lietmeupinside]

Why would I make something like that up?

[Hands. So not moving.]

[polemyname]

[Dropping it. so quick.`And probably trying to brush of his hands on your apron.]

Oh my god, you should totally have said something earlier! What's, like, the antidote?

[lietmeupinside]

The antidote? For mistletoe? Why does it even matter what-?

[lietmeupinside]

Oh! Not- not if you touch it. Just wash your hands really well before you eat and you'll be fine.

[polemyname]

... so you were, like, bluffing anyway. So not fair.

[lietmeupinside]

I was not! You were going to put it in my face!

[polemyname]

I wasn't gonna make you eat it, y'know. But I'm totally glad I could just drop it, it'd be way awkward if they, like, really got stuck on you.

[lietmeupinside]

-ah. I- I didn't even think of that. Then everyone I met, I'd h-have to-

[polemyname]

Yeah see, it'd totally suck. Hungary said it, like, really got stuck, but I so didn't believe her.

[lietmeupinside]

Hungary did?

[polemyname]

Yeah, she was all like, oh no it won't come out, so-

[And cutting himself off there since he realizes who he's talking to.]