Hair: A Spoof

[polemically]

Instead of working on my essay, I thought I'd spoof most of Hair:

She asks me why
I'm just a naked guy
I'm razored noon and night
Skin that's so smooth
I'm bare east to west
Don't ask me why
Don't know
It's not for lack of break
Like the Blue Men group
Darling

Gimme head with skin
Smooth, bare naked skin
Shining, gleaming
Denuded, razored, shaven
Give me nothing all up there
Razored length or shorter
Here baby, there mama
Nowhere daddy daddy

Bare, bare, bare, bare, bare, bare, bare
Raze it, shear it
Short as winds can kiss it
My head

Let it tickle in the breeze,
And feel the whole wide world
Give noggins to Humpty-Dumpty on the wall
A crown for Jack
A head for Will
A pate for Anne
There ain't no words
For the beauty, the splendor, the wonder
With no

Hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair
Shear it, raze it
Short as winds can kiss it
My head!

Oh say can you see
My hair if you can
Then my hair's too long.

They'll be ga ga at the go go
When they see me in my suit
My suit made of bare
Denuded
Zero hair

My head like Brynner wore it
Hallelujah I adore it
Hallelujah they love their men
Why don't they love hairless chicks?

Bare, bare, bare, bare, bare, bare, bare
Shear it, raze it
Short as winds can kiss it
My head, head, head, head, head, head, head
Shear it, raze it
Short as winds can kiss it
My head!