The Human Unipede XD
What would you turn your worst enemy into?
In The Human Centipede (First Sequence), elegantly parodied by South Park's Season 15 Episode 1 show, "Human iCentipad", a mad doctor constructs a "centipede" by surgically connecting three human beings, the mouth of the second to the anus of the first, the mouth of the third to the anus of the second. The producer of the original film says that he and friends were discussing what they would do to their worst enemies, and that idea came up. Only it evolved into something done to three people who didn't deserve it at all, and it became an all-out horror movie.
Okay, I've got an even better idea: Why not turn your worst enemy into a human unipede, making him or her into a sort of flesh doughnut with his/her mouth connected to his/her anus/dick/vagina? All sorts of interesting puns are embedded in that, too, with "unipeed" just for starters (and since -pede means "foot" and the male intromitten organ is often referred to as "the third leg," you can imagine how far this can be taken).
I've got a little list, they never will be missed, oh, they never will be missed . . .
In The Human Centipede (First Sequence), elegantly parodied by South Park's Season 15 Episode 1 show, "Human iCentipad", a mad doctor constructs a "centipede" by surgically connecting three human beings, the mouth of the second to the anus of the first, the mouth of the third to the anus of the second. The producer of the original film says that he and friends were discussing what they would do to their worst enemies, and that idea came up. Only it evolved into something done to three people who didn't deserve it at all, and it became an all-out horror movie.
Okay, I've got an even better idea: Why not turn your worst enemy into a human unipede, making him or her into a sort of flesh doughnut with his/her mouth connected to his/her anus/dick/vagina? All sorts of interesting puns are embedded in that, too, with "unipeed" just for starters (and since -pede means "foot" and the male intromitten organ is often referred to as "the third leg," you can imagine how far this can be taken).
I've got a little list, they never will be missed, oh, they never will be missed . . .