Florida's Bestiality Law May Have Accidentally Outlawed Sex Entirely [UPDATED]

May 12, 2011 20:42

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/05/11/floridas-bestiality-law_n_860836.html

The interpretation and application of the new law turns on the answers to two questions:

1) Are human beings animal, vegetable, mineral, fungal, bacterial, viral, cybernetic, plastic, or maybe the stuff of dreams?

2) Are any of the members of the Florida legislature competent enough to tie their own shoelaces, let alone legislate?

Enquiring minds want to know.

duhhh . . ., crime, here there be stupid, minerals, epic stupid, florida, plants, plastic, wtf, bacteria, natural stupidity, law, animals, sex, fungi, idiots, legislation, electronics, stupid human tricks, i heart stupid, epic fails, viruses

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