The Blotter | Bellevue man sentenced to prison for counterfeit honey scheme | Seattle Times Newspape

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You read that right: counterfeit honey. I could make all sorts of really awful puns based on bees, buzzing, hives, etc., but, mercifully, I shall refrain.