Poll for those on the Left

Jul 18, 2010 13:03

I can't find the poll thingee, so I'll just fake it:

This is a poll for Leftists and liberals:

1) What would you like to see happen to the American public?

a) Nuke most of them; burn the men and older boys among the survivors at the stake; impale the women and nubile girls among the survivors on bayonets smeared with dog feces after raping them all nearly to death, except for a few which would be held over for burning at the stake; dash out the brains of surviving young American children, American toddlers, and American infants against the nearest wall; send millions of bulldozers out to bury the rubble under ten feet of dirt; burn any surviving American flags; then piss on everything.

b) I would not like to have that happen.

2) If your answer to question (1), above, was (a), why did you answer that way?

a) I'm crazy.

b) I'm a pervert.

c) It would be fun.

d) Some combination of the above.

e) None of the above.

3) Why are you taking this poll, anyway?

a) I'm crazy enough to think this is serious.

b) I'm stupid enough to think this is serious.

c) I'm bored.

d) It's fun.

e) Some combination of the above.

f) None of the above.

g) I'm a conservative pretending to be a liberal or Leftist just to make them look bad, and yes, it's fun.

4) Where are you going with that gun?

a) To shoot myself.

b) To shoot a conservative.

c) Just never you mind.

Analysis of results:

1)

a) > 99%

b) < 1%

2) If your answer to question (1), above, was (a), why did you answer that way?

a) 2.5%

b) 16%

c) 20%

d) 41.5%

e) 15% (no way to tell where the rest of the votes for this one went, but we surmise that the browser ate them)

3) Why are you taking this poll, anyway?

a) 14%

b) 13%

c) 3%

d) 50%

e) 10%

f) 0%

g) 10%

4) Where are you going with that gun?

a) 3.5%

b) 28%

c) 68.5%

Comment:

Aren't polls fun?

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