Get over it, already
The Large Hadron Collider (LHC) is now online and working like a trouper. The world has not been destroyed. You don't get out of paying your taxes, having to put up with nasty in-laws, or shaving, and your Significant Other still thinks you're a jerk. Deal with it, anti-LHC hysterics.
You know what's gonna happen now: Obama will decide that the LHC is somehow aimed at him, and will declare war on Switzerland by way of trying to shut it down. Meanwhile, the Church of Scientology will declare the LHC a Suppressive Person, and rule that it is Fair Game for anyone in the CoS, and that it is the one thing keeping L. Ron Hubbard from returning to Earth to rule over his devoted subjects forever and ever. And the Illuminati . . . will remain secretive, mysterious, and invisible.
You know what's gonna happen now: Obama will decide that the LHC is somehow aimed at him, and will declare war on Switzerland by way of trying to shut it down. Meanwhile, the Church of Scientology will declare the LHC a Suppressive Person, and rule that it is Fair Game for anyone in the CoS, and that it is the one thing keeping L. Ron Hubbard from returning to Earth to rule over his devoted subjects forever and ever. And the Illuminati . . . will remain secretive, mysterious, and invisible.