I can't take the credit for this, but it made me laugh so much so that I wanted to share it. You can find reader-submitted reviews of new foods over at
http://www.mcsweeneys.net/links/newfood This man's tribue to a Buffalo Chicken Calzone touched me. I should be writing about food more often, and I should be writing like this. For your viewing pleasure, I present...
Buffalo Chicken Calzone
Submitted by Joseph McGonegal
The woman's gone for a month-an around-the-world trip. Shanghai, Dubayy, Athens, Madrid. Wants to see the world. Wants to try new things. Wants change. I say, Why change, baby? Haven't you tasted heaven around the corner-the Checkmate Caf