W: 001
PRIOR TO 11/25/07:
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"We can bake sugar cookies again this saturday!"
later on: "We can't make cookies this saturday."
"Why not?"
"I have homecoming."
"Oh. Can I take you to that?"
"Only if you really want to go."
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"Do you prefer flowers or chocolates?"
". . ."
"Or Taco Bell?"
"Taco Bell, obviously."
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"My dick is going to be so beat up"
"What?"
"Nothing."
"Did you just say your dick is going to be beat up?"
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"I don't value my own virginity, but I do value yours."
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"For the record, I thought your braces were cute"