The longest survey you'll ever fill out! Do the world a favor: fill it out and post it for all your friends.... Do this because the person who did this didn't sit here for ages for nothing. Answer all the questions honestly, no lying to avoid stuff.
Name:
d-simppppp
Single or Taken:
single
Happy about that:
whateverr
Sex:
yes please
Siblings:
one and heif brothers
Eye color:
hazel
Shoe size:
13
Height:
6'2
What are you wearing right now?
nothing
Where do you live:
in my house
Righty or lefty:
righty
Can you make a dollar in change right now:
of course
Best place to go for a date:
the local fruit stand
FAVORITES:
Kind of pants:
parachute
Number:
13
Animal:
dog
Drink:
pepsi
Alcohol:
fodka
Sport:
football
Month:
deciembre
Juice:
pineorangebanana
cartoon character:
bugs bunny
HAVE YOU EVER....
Given anyone a bath:
no?
Bungee Jumped?
11 times
Made yourself throw-up?
nope
Eaten a hot dog?
ew
Loved someone so much it made you cry?
the backstreet boys
Broken a bone:
yeah
Played truth or dare:
never
Been in a physical fight:
and metaphysical. what does metaphysical even mean?
Been in a police car:
wee oh wee oh wee
Been on a plane:
alongst snakes
Came close to dying:
i've actually been dead, i just resurrected. i'm kind of a big deal.
Been in a sauna:
yeah, it was like a sauna in there
Been in a hot tub:
yeah, it was like a sauna in there
Swam in the ocean:
only the arctic
Fallen asleep in school:
yeah
Ran away:
i ran so far away
Broken someone's heart?
i don't break hearts, i just dent them
Cried when someone died:
yeah
Cried in school?:
nooo
Fell off your chair:
numerous accounts
Sat by the phone all night waiting for someone to call?
ed mcmahon
Saved AIM conversations:
like once
Saved e-mails:
who e-mails anymore
Made out with JUST a friend?
mhm
Used someone:
nope
WHAT IS....
Your good luck charm?
my three four leaf clovers i found at one time
New fav. Song?
"murder on the radio" ~ my favorite highway
What is beside you?:
a cornucopia of items
Last thing you ate?:
popped corn
what kind of shampoo do you use?
whatever's on the little shelf
EVER HAD.....
Chicken pox:
no
Stitches:
numerous
Broken nose:
twice
DO YOU....
Believe in love at first sight:
perhaps
Believe in long distant relationships:
who knows
QUESTIONS:
Who was the last person that called you:
buck i think
Who was the last person you slow danced with:
don't remember
Do you like filling these out:
they pass the time
Do you wear contact lenses or glasses?:
nai-ther
Do you like yourself:
why not
Do you get along with your family?
some members
ARE YOU....
Obsessive Compulsive?
nooo
Suicidal?
tendencies
FINAL QUESTIONS....
What are you listening to right now?:
"charlie wants an abortion"
What did you do yesterday?:
work, then mall with buck then his house
Hated someone in your family:?
nah
Gotten any awards?:
a tony
What car/truck do you wish you had:
a steelers car. oh wait.
Where do you want to get married?
i don't know
Good driver:
amazing driver
Good Singer:
amazing singer
Have a lava lamp:
i want one bad
How many remote controls are in your house?
5
Are you double jointed?
i don't know
What do you dream about?:
genie
When you last showered:
today
Scary or Funny Movies:
i enjoy funnily scary movies, as well as scarily funny films
Chocolate or Vanilla:
twist
Rootbeer or Dr.Pepper:
the doctor
Skiing or Boarding:
i still like sledding
Summer or winter:
summer
Silver or gold:
silver
Diamond or pearl:
diamond
Sprite or 7up:
sprite
Coffee or tea:
chilled tea
Phone or in person:
both
Are you oldest, middle, youngest:
eldest
Indoor or outdoors:
that depends on the activity
TODAY DID YOU ......
1. Talk to someone you liked:
no
2. Bought something:
not today
3. Get sick?
not on this day
8. Talked to an ex:
not on thursday
9. Miss someone:
yeahhh
LAST PERSON WHO...
10. Slept in your bed:
i
11. Saw/heard you cry:
i don't remember
12. Made you cry?
the new york football giants
13. Went to the movies with:
roberto and chris
14. You went to the mall with:
buck
15. Said "I Love You" and meant it?:
idk
16. Ever been in a fight with your pet?
it's a constant battle
17. Been to Vegas?
nope
18. Been to Mexico:
i've been to new mexico. no wait, that wasn't new mexico.
19. Been to Canada:
yes
20. Been to Europe:
nah man
RANDOM.......
21. Do you have a crush on someone right now:
ish
22. What book are you reading now:
"my custom van" by michael ian black
23. Best feeling in the world:
i don't know
24. Future KIDS names:
mack, dan
25. Do you sleep with a stuffed animal:
no
26. What's under your bed:
nothing
27. Favorite sports to watch:
football
28. Favorite Locations:
the walt disney themed park
29. Piercing/Tattoos:
i recently pierced my lip. well, no, but can you imagine?
30. What are you most scared of right now:
...
31. Who do you really hate?
americans who hate america
32. Do you have a job:
yes
33. Have you ever liked someone you didn't have a chance with:
yeah
34. Are you lonely right now?
physically
35. Song that's stuck in your head right now?
i'm not sure
36. Have you ever played strip poker:
indeed
37. Have you ever gotten beat up?:
many times, thanks eric
38. Have you ever been on radio/TV:
yes
39. Have you ever been in a mosh-pit:
a scene dance one, which doesn't count
40. Ever liked someone but thought they never noticed you?:
yeah
RANDOM
What color underwear are you wearing right now?
polka dot boxers
Whats the first things you notice about the opposite sex (visual)?
face
Your Favorite Food?
italian
Ever get so drunk you dont remember?
if i did, how would i remember
Hair color
dark brown
Are you too shy to ask someone out?:
no
Hugs or Kisses?:
i enjoy both
Butter, Plain or Salted popcorn?
light butter
Dogs or cats?
dogs
Favorite Flower?
tigerlily
Have you ever fired a gun?
yeah
Do you like to travel by plane as opposed to car?
yeahhhh
How many pillows do you sleep with?
dos
Who are you missing right now?
a few people
Random Nonsense
What is the last song you've listened to?
guitar ~ prince
If you could be any mythological creature who would it be? And Why?
pegasus, duh?
If you could be anywhere in the world right now where would you go?
well i wouldn't need to go anywhere if i was already there
If you could change one thing about ANYONE in the world... what would you change? Why?
hmmmmm
What's the last thing you see usually before you go to bed?
my wall
When is the last time you've been to a live show?
sassyback
What is your favorite animal and why?
dog, mad loyal?
Do you believe in soulmates?
why not.
Name the most influental person in your life:
i have no idea
Name your favorite thing to do when it rains:
football
How do you feel about your friends?
i love them
If you could pick one job right now to do for the rest of your life, what would it be?
stuntman
Would you ever go swimming in the rain?
i have and will continute to do so
If you could get away with killing someone, would you do it?
if he really fucked with me
Word Association: Name the first thing that pops into your head with the following words.
Ocean: danny
Turtle: entourage
Green: c.r.e.a.m.
Fire: spit
Smile: arcade
Sand: man
Bird: man
Heart: cold
Love: erboy
Trust: prince
Dead: empty
Relationship Questions:
Do you like the person your are with to be older than you, younger than you... or a year or so close to you?
younger is better, but not too young
Have you ever felt like you might have been in love?
yeah
What is your most favorite memory from a relationship?
idk, there's a lot
Favorite Personality Traits?
caring, funny
Favorite Physical Traits?
eyes, smile
Ideal "date":
dinner, boxing, cage match. i'm a difficult date, sue me.
Little Known Facts About Yourself
What is one of your biggest fears?
the kkk
What was the most embarrasing moment in your life?
i've seen a few in my day
Who was your first BIG crush?
kimberly
Who can you always turn to when you need someone?
teejer, e, roberto, more
What is one thing you really CANNOT stand in a person?
needles
Favorite Things:
sports, music
Favorite Color:
blue
Favorite Junkfood/Indulgent Snack:
spaghettios
Favorite place to go out to eat:
bertuccis
Favorite childhood memory:
hm
Favorite song at the moment:
a good deal
Favorite Cartoon:
loony tunes
Favorite Person:
that would have to be jeff goldblum
Favorite Band:
tbs
Favorite Movie(s):
i have a lot
Favorite Band(s)
are you serious
Favorite Candy:
skits
Favorite Word:
illumination
Favorite CD:
clare danes
Favorite thing to do:
motorbike along the countryside
More Randomness
Do you play videogames? If so... which one is your favorite?
madden
Do you like to read?
indeed
Have you ever randomly danced in the middle of a grocery store?
i randomly dance anywhere
Have you ever pretended to be drunk in public?
of course
Have you ever REALL been drunk in public?
not in public
Have you ever gone swimming at night?
yes. i've also putted. (caddyshack?)
Have you ever seen snow?
nope.
When is the last time you cried?
no rememberance
Who do you look up to?
taller people
Do you collect anything?
funny stories
Have any hidden talents?
if i told you they would no longer be hidden
Have you ever randomly ran through a public place screaming random things obnoxiously?
it wasn't random
Are you getting tired of this quiz yet?
yes, for god sakes.
Alright one more question alright?
fuck.
If you could make the world do ANYTHING right now what would it be?
idk.