LEARN TO WALK!
As I left work this afternoon, some douchebag on a Segway comes onto the metro and plants his shit right smack in the middle of the entryway. Not only is it rush hour, but he's on a fuckin segway. Who needs a fuckin segway? It's like a wheelchair for people who aren't handicapped. Fuckin dumb. He kept looking around nervously to see if he was getting any stares. He was definitely getting plenty.
Reminds me of this time recently when I was walking to the metro station from my house. I'm on the right side of the sidewalk, not in anyone's way and then I get a tap on the shoulder. This idiot in full-blown, idiot garb (helmet, kneepads, everything) is on a segway and needs to take up the entire sidewalk just so he can get through. For something that is supposedly so technologically advanced, seems strange that it can't move on grass. Or the guy was just an asshole and wanted to show how much of a tool he was by riding a vehicle that requires no physical effort to move. Way to get some exercise, buddy!
In conclusion, segways are fuckin dumb and anyone who owns one and uses it is an embarrassment to society.
Reminds me of this time recently when I was walking to the metro station from my house. I'm on the right side of the sidewalk, not in anyone's way and then I get a tap on the shoulder. This idiot in full-blown, idiot garb (helmet, kneepads, everything) is on a segway and needs to take up the entire sidewalk just so he can get through. For something that is supposedly so technologically advanced, seems strange that it can't move on grass. Or the guy was just an asshole and wanted to show how much of a tool he was by riding a vehicle that requires no physical effort to move. Way to get some exercise, buddy!
In conclusion, segways are fuckin dumb and anyone who owns one and uses it is an embarrassment to society.