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I'm starting to get depressed here in Cambodia. There were over 20 mass graves filled this past week and in the wake of these tragic events I wrote a book. Since I invented literature I can write anything I want and since I invented copyright I can do that too. Most people don't know it but I wrote Green Eggs and Ham and The Lord of the Rings. My new book is called "Watching Peasants Struggling to be Free, Then Watching Them Suffer a Slow Death." Should make me millions. I'm so depressed though. I'm going to have to find a peasant girl to rape.