Part IV : " Missing Episode " of Cartoon KAT-TUN
ª Wanpan : Hahaha. That's all what I think of Kat-tun. Was I wrong somewhere else?
ª Kame : No you are true. We all have different personalities.
ª Wanpan : Fans want the old baka Akanishi.
ª Maru : Hah?
ª Kame : Old baka?
ª Wanpan : Yes, many fans admit that, quiet Akanishi is annoying. They want the past Akanishi.
ª Jin : Sounds as If I'm dead. He.
ª Wanpan : Will you change?
ª Jin : I was baka before?
ª Wanpan : You are still stupid till now.
ª Maru : HAHA. She said stupid.
ª Wanpan : You said it too.
ª Kame : She's very excited so let her talk.
ª Wanpan : Can you open door well?
ª Jin : What? Of course. I have doors at home and car door.
ª Wanpan : Car shrimp.
ª Jin : Erm, hahaha. That was ... I didn't remember but you seem to know something about my teen age.
ª Maru : That is obsession!
ª Kame : Yes, you are obsessed?
ª Wanpan : Ne, fans have lots of your videos you know. From official to tacky.
ª Koki : Did they have a video with Taguchi doing puns and everybody ignored?
ª Wanpan : Yes, a lot.
ª Kame : Haha. How about, a video of ...
ª Maru : Kame falling from stage.
ª Wanpan : There is.
ª Kame : I'm embarrassed now. -_-
ª Wanpan : That's risk being popular nee.
ª Jin : Yeah, you are right. ( thinking )
ª Wanpan : But you guys growing up well. You don't seem to act hypocrite. That's very fascinating.
ª Maru : You think so?
ª Wanpan : My opinion. Ano, I rarely see the true personality of some artists but you show it well. I saw a video of Kame being serious before. It was like, " don't play play ".
ª Kame : When was I ...
ª Maru : Stop answering his question, he's trying to be innocent.
ª Wanpan : Yes, you were.
ª Kame : Well everyone can be mad sometimes right?
ª Wanpan : Yes.
ª Koki : Yea, you will experience harder things after this.
ª Maru : Hey, why you said that?
ª Wanpan : Nice advices. Why don't you become a counsellor in school?
ª Maru : They will be afraid watching Koki's bald head.
ª Wanpan : Haha. Soudeska.
Kame keeps quiet for short time , well maybe he was shocked by the conversation? But he seems relaxed. Ueda as usual, listening but rarely talks. He's introverted so no offence. Taguchi keeps listening and smiling. So the rests talking.
ª Maru : What kind of person are you?
ª Kame : I guess we all can give an image of how she is. She is not like high schooler that I know.
ª Maru : Wah, you went out with a high schooler??
ª Kame : No, of course! But, she is 16 right? She doesn't act like 16.
ª Ueda : She's like 40?
ª Kame : Haha. That's too old!
ª Wanpan : Sorry?
ª Kame : HAHAHA, did you fly somewhere?
ª Jin : She's dreaming.
ª Wanpan : No I just entertained by your appearance. Ok, I'm out of topic.
ª Maru : We dress beautifully?
ª Wanpan : Yes.
ª Maru : Ok let's have your answer.
ª Kame : HAHAHAA.
ª Koki : He will not let her answering if she said " NO "
ª Wanpan : I don't know.
ª Ueda : You are quiet aren't you?
ª Wanpan : Ah, yes.
ª Maru : So you know !
ª Wanpan : But I think I talk too much today so If I say, I'm quiet so probably you guys won't believe.
ª Koki : Ahh... You are the quietest in class?
ª Wanpan : No. I am mostly quiet in crowd and gathering. But with some friends I can go with, I talk too much. I do jokes.
ª Maru : I see... Well, we have actually a report ; well, comments regarding your personality from your friends and family. So can we read it?
ª Wanpan : Erm, what do you think, Uebo?
ª Ueda : Haha, me? Ok, read it.
ª Kame : Why you asked him?
ª Wanpan : He asked me to do it.
ª Ueda : When? ( laughing )
ª Wanpan : Erm. ( thinking )
ª Maru : Well, generally your personality type is COOL and RELAXED. You are unusual.
ª Jin : Woo.
ª Taguchi : Isn't she like Jin?
ª Ueda : I have mentioned it before.
ª Jin : Erm... :)
ª Maru : Jin is almost like you. You are not accomplice isn’t it?
ª Kame : And of course you won't be like me.
ª Wanpan : Are you sad?
ª Kame : Hahaha. No, not.
ª Jin : Erm, did her little sister say Yukan Club desu ka? You talked about me to her?
ª Wanpan : Erm, yep. But I often misspell Miroku as Miruko. I hang the stories after that.
Studio laughs. Kame sits on floor again.
ª Wanpan : Call the police. ( while pointing at Kame )
ª Maru : HAHAHA.
Question number five.
ª Maru : What do you think of KAT-TUN.
ª Wanpan : Need changes.
ª Kame : EHH? Sure?
ª Jin : Eh...
ª Wanpan : I thought being the same trademark would be unique. Like, NeWS is pretty conforming with motivational pop songs, while yours is love and relationship rock dance songs.
ª Maru : So where's your point ?
ª Wanpan : I think KAT-TUN needs to sing motivational song.
ª Koki : Ah, Weeeek?
ª Wanpan : Yea. Like having a song entitled " Hey, let's live the good life! "
ª Kame : Hah.
ª Koki : Where do you learn this , ha?
ª Wanpan : Upp... Sorry.
ª Jin : Second time.
ª Koki : She can speak like Yakuza. Ohikaenasutte!
ª Maru : Stop that bald. You gonna teach her? You better sleep out there. Herh.
ª Wanpan : Well, I hope your manager can consider this as a good suggestion. Singing motivational and healthy songs for fans.
ª Kame : I actually have thought of this. I know some will get bored of the same theme.
ª Ueda : I want to create a song about study.
ª Koki : Mueh, he actually has many love lyrics. >~
ª Taguchi : Doesn't NeWS have love songs as well?
ª Maru : Yes yes. What's the song maa...? Cherish?
ª Wanpan : Ow yea, that nice song.
ª Maru : It's love song, Wanpan chan.