[ Drabble ] I'm Bullied, Dad!
WARNING : This has nothing to do with KAT-TUN, if you ask.
DISCLAIMER : Boku no omoi desu yo.
TITLE : I'm Bullied, Dad!
THEME : Comedy
RATING : Safe
GRAMMAR STATUS : Ah, what the jin!
DATE : 23th September 2008
This man is practising his muscles while singing a happy song.
Suddenly, a pink face kid runs towards him. Whining like a dorky Akanishi Jin.
Yuki : Auch, dad! It's painful!
Dad : Eh, what are you doing laying on floor? Ah, you are fatigue? Go to hospital then.
Yuki : Dad, you hit my face. Here.
Dad : I should do it more, right dear?
Yuki : Dad, listen to me.
Dad : Hey, let's go to McDonald! I want to eat ice-cream and get some merchandise!
Yuki : Dad, someone bullied me. I'm hurt! I'm hurt!
Dad : Wow, congratulations. You are certificated as a man now, dear.
Yuki : What ?! Be serious, dad! Don't act like a child.
Dad : Ah, you meant, I look like a child? I know you would say this. I'm young! I'm young!
Yuki : Dad, serious image! Serious image!
*Serious image = A word to say so that his father will be a robot man ; serious man.
Dad : Yes, what happened?
Yuki : Dad, there was a bully. He hurt me. I'm bullied, dad.
Dad : How does his face look like?
Yuki : He has a big head.
Dad : So big more than mine?
Yuki : Yes, looks like it.
Dad : He is probably an alien.
Yuki : Dad, don't play joke.
Dad : Here. Take this note.
Yuki : What note?
Dad : Read this in front of him. He will certainly leave you.
Yuki : You sure? Thanks dad, I love you!!!!
Dad : What is love?
Yuki : Dad, child image! Child image! Child image!
*Child image = Yuki says this so that his father will back to his normal condition.
Dad : Where shall we eat? Fillet burger? Potato ? Eh, he's gone?
Another day later,
Yuki runs towards his father again.
But, as usual, he is hit.
Dad : Wow, how can you lay like this? Is it a Naruto secret technique?
Yuki : Dad!!!! Waaa!!!
Dad : Hey, I'm not a ghost.
Yuki : Dad, he laughed at me!
Dad : The one with big head?
Yuki : Yes, dad! He laughed so bad that he abruptly got stomachache.
Dad : Oh, his parents need to work hard from now on.
Yuki : Dad, he was sent to hospital!
Dad : This sounds like a typical conversation in a cheap bar.
Yuki : Dad, do you understand?
Dad : What.
Yuki : You asked me to read a love letter. That's why he laughed so hard.
Dad : Oh, that letter? It's a confession letter for your mother.
Yuki : Waa... Why did you do this to me?
Dad : Why?
Yuki : He thought I wanted to marry him. I am embarrased!
Dad : You can marry him whenever you want.
Yuki : Waa!!!
Dad : See, you are not bullied now. Don't mind.
Yuki : Oh yes, it's dad who bullied me.
The END.
DISCLAIMER : Boku no omoi desu yo.
TITLE : I'm Bullied, Dad!
THEME : Comedy
RATING : Safe
GRAMMAR STATUS : Ah, what the jin!
DATE : 23th September 2008
This man is practising his muscles while singing a happy song.
Suddenly, a pink face kid runs towards him. Whining like a dorky Akanishi Jin.
Yuki : Auch, dad! It's painful!
Dad : Eh, what are you doing laying on floor? Ah, you are fatigue? Go to hospital then.
Yuki : Dad, you hit my face. Here.
Dad : I should do it more, right dear?
Yuki : Dad, listen to me.
Dad : Hey, let's go to McDonald! I want to eat ice-cream and get some merchandise!
Yuki : Dad, someone bullied me. I'm hurt! I'm hurt!
Dad : Wow, congratulations. You are certificated as a man now, dear.
Yuki : What ?! Be serious, dad! Don't act like a child.
Dad : Ah, you meant, I look like a child? I know you would say this. I'm young! I'm young!
Yuki : Dad, serious image! Serious image!
*Serious image = A word to say so that his father will be a robot man ; serious man.
Dad : Yes, what happened?
Yuki : Dad, there was a bully. He hurt me. I'm bullied, dad.
Dad : How does his face look like?
Yuki : He has a big head.
Dad : So big more than mine?
Yuki : Yes, looks like it.
Dad : He is probably an alien.
Yuki : Dad, don't play joke.
Dad : Here. Take this note.
Yuki : What note?
Dad : Read this in front of him. He will certainly leave you.
Yuki : You sure? Thanks dad, I love you!!!!
Dad : What is love?
Yuki : Dad, child image! Child image! Child image!
*Child image = Yuki says this so that his father will back to his normal condition.
Dad : Where shall we eat? Fillet burger? Potato ? Eh, he's gone?
Another day later,
Yuki runs towards his father again.
But, as usual, he is hit.
Dad : Wow, how can you lay like this? Is it a Naruto secret technique?
Yuki : Dad!!!! Waaa!!!
Dad : Hey, I'm not a ghost.
Yuki : Dad, he laughed at me!
Dad : The one with big head?
Yuki : Yes, dad! He laughed so bad that he abruptly got stomachache.
Dad : Oh, his parents need to work hard from now on.
Yuki : Dad, he was sent to hospital!
Dad : This sounds like a typical conversation in a cheap bar.
Yuki : Dad, do you understand?
Dad : What.
Yuki : You asked me to read a love letter. That's why he laughed so hard.
Dad : Oh, that letter? It's a confession letter for your mother.
Yuki : Waa... Why did you do this to me?
Dad : Why?
Yuki : He thought I wanted to marry him. I am embarrased!
Dad : You can marry him whenever you want.
Yuki : Waa!!!
Dad : See, you are not bullied now. Don't mind.
Yuki : Oh yes, it's dad who bullied me.
The END.