The Shirt is too perfect.
It says "I tried to be good but I got bored. Ha! He got bored so he decided to see how much havoc he could wreak in a peach orchard. If you look closely you can see peach schmutz on his chin and cheek. I love living 3 miles from a huge farm! What better way to spend 8:00-9:00am on a Saturday morning ? Pictures up on Flickr!