[Fic] Me, myself and it

[pokky4ever]

Title: Me, myself and it
Chapters: 1/3
Author: Pokky
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: AoixUruha
Genre: Romance, comedy
Summary: The human mind has many capabilities. Notably the brain-part where you imagine and create. And yes, fantasizing was Aoi's forte. "Animal-fetish... That could lead to some hot sexin'."

Notes: Present-fic for my very dear cheri uru_k_22 !!! Happy very very late birthday! yes, I've finally finished the first part! it took quite some time, but hope you'll enjoy it!

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Everything was white outside.

There, here, on the ground, floating in the sky, on people's shoulders. It was those days when you couldn't even step outside because the snow was nothing but against you. It was New Year's eve and his headache was sticking to him like bunnies in heat. Of course, being the party animal he was, Aoi just couldn't turn down any alcohol people would offer him. From beers to champagne, wine to brandy, sake to whisky, it kept coming and coming, until he couldn't tell what he was truly drinking.

He grunted and stood from his copper sofa, clicking the television off(and not remembering when and how he managed to turn it on) as he lazily made his way to the kitchen.

He let a growl out, ruffling his hair none too gently. He was pissed.

He didn't even remember how he got home! Was someone kind enough to drive him home? Did he drive while being drunk? He hoped he didn't make a mess in Kai's house somehow.

But all this did not really matter. There was something that needed to be done, and that pissed him off as hell. Why? Because he didn't see a certain someone before he lost himself in alcohol.

His most important resolution from last year was flunked down the toilets, and that was it.

He sighed and poured himself some coffee. He had a preference for coffee over painkillers because painkillers or any type of other pills didn't work on him well(he was in the brand of people that painkillers did not have an effective result for). And coffee, it tastes so much better than painkillers(the truth is, Aoi hates gulping pills, and they always melt before he does gulp them, so it leaves a very bitter taste). Not that it would make his headache go away, but it took his mind off of it.

Taking a seat under his dear *kottatsu, he gently put down his cup, looked over his table and realized "Oh... so that's why my pocket didn't vibrate!". He forgot to take his cellphone with him the night before. Hope sparkled in his eyes and he almost jumped on his cellphone, ruthlessly flipping it open. 3 missed calls and 2 text messages received. His eyes dazzled impatiently, trying to focus on finding who was the sender to the messages. He almost let a yelp of joy escape his lips. It was Uruha, his dear and only Uruha. He looked over at his clock hanging on the wall. It indicated 4h36pm. He looked at his first text message. It indicated 09h39am.

Oh. Oh well...

FROM : Uruha<3

Didn't find u at party. Call me, ne?

Sent 01 jan 2008, 10:39am

His heart skipped a beat.

Uruha was his humble servant... Well, his childhood friend, but anytime Aoi would ask something(like a favour), Uruha would always comply, so they would joke about being in a Master/servant relationship. He was two years older than Uruha, but strangely, Uruha didn't grow up to be annoying like his little sister(who happened to also be 2 years younger than him).

Returning to his previous thoughts, last year's resolution was to make Uruha his. And he wanted more than a supposedly "master and servant" relationship. He wanted a little love thing going on between them. He wanted Uruha to magically reprocicate his feelings. Thinking about it made him sad. Really, he was greatly depressing.

See, Aoi went to a fortune teller five months ago. Actually, he was on his way home from work and an odd looking beggar stomped his steps and stopped him with a freaky grin. Aoi was taken aback, but as nice as he was known to be, he wouldn't walk away from this bizarre looking person. Maybe the man needed his help and he'll be glad to give him a hand.

"Say... wouldn't you wanna give me some money?" The man said, slidding his red sunglasses down his nose a bit and pouted, frowning his almost hairless brows. He then let out a peculiar chuckle, rubbed his left cheek and stared at him. Aoi couldn't hide the fact that he was uncomfortable under the weirdo's scrutinizing eyes, but nonetheless, his hand went to his back pocket, where his sort of full wallet was hidden. Aoi was known as a generous man around the people he knew. His reputation was not going to dust just because of this abnormal gentleman(it wasn't every day he would stumble upon a hobbo that had enough money to dye their hair with rainbow colours.)

"Suguru Aoi-san." Aoi looked up, startled. Now, how the heck did this stranger know his name? He took a step back.

"How.." he mumbled. In his mind, there was only one option as to how the stranger knew his name, and it was : "Are you a fortune teller?" He asked, very surprised and serious. The other man looked dazed for a moment, then smiled too evily(but that went unnoticed by our dear Aoi).

"Yes, yes... Exactly that I am." The man responded.

Actually, Aoi was still wearing his receptionnist unirform that had his nametag on it(he worked in a luxury hotel downtown), and that also went unnoticed. The man approached Aoi, a silly grin on display and put an arm around his shoulder. "So... how about you gimme 40 000 yen and I tell you a little fortune telling, Aoi-san?"

Aoi smiled upon this chance he seldom got. He thanked Bouddha with all his might and begged the stars to give him a great love/sex life. He hastily took his money from his stylish wallet and heartfully gave it to the so-called fortune-teller. "Could you please tell me what's going to come up with my love-life?" He asked, loud and clear.

The odd man started to pace around him, observing him from head to toes and giddily tucked the money in his... well, he tried to tuck it in his pocket, which was, frankly, quite nonexistent(due to his old looking pants). "Well..., he began, Um... Let's see..." the stranger glanced towards the cloudy night sky, pointing at a random but visible star. "This star here called Pixy says that when this year will ne over, so will be the chance to live your one true love-life." He then pointed to another yellow star after he saw the very defeated expression that plastered Aoi's face.

"But... but!" He yelled, startling his 'client'. "This star here called Riki says that if you confess to the one you always dream of before the end of this pitiful, comical and whatsoever year, your loved one will... Will surely return your feelings, yeah."

This brought Aoi to tears as he made his way home, leaving behind him a bewildered, but nonetheless happy man that lied his way through to get some money.

After that night, Aoi was more than determined. He planned 8 million scenarios in his head, but when it was time to put them into life, he just couldn't do it at all. He would become incredibly unnerved and nervous. His heart would not stop jumping around. It was as if he was to improvise a speech in front of a huge ass crowd.

For New Years, he planned on dancing with Uruha and, in the heat of the moment, would kiss him with all the hidden passion he's kept in for so so long. But no. Because of Kai. And why was it Kai's fault? Simple. Kai has brought an enormous amount and variety of alcohol and offered Aoi some. Kai was supposed to know that he could not think after a certain quantity of alcohol he gulped.

He cursed the demonic liquid under his breath and Kai's stupidity, then went to read his second text message his unrequited love sent him.

FROM: Uruha<3

Day off 2day. will be there after my shift. see ya at 5.

Sent 01 jan 2008, 12:49am

"YESSSH!!!" He yelled and danced victory. So what if today was the first day of the new year? He would confess anyways and hope for the best.

He went to his bedroom(he woke up in the living room) and saw an outfit on his bed. "Uruha must've dropped by yesterday... hehe." He said as if he was thinking aloud as he dressed himself up with the said clothes. Cute pair of denim jeans and a casual white T-shirt. Quite simple yet nice.

Even though he didn't actually made an effort to look through his wardrobe, he felt handsome and ready to take on any kind of challenges. His head still hurt, bu he guessed his brain stopped functionning already because of love.

He grunted yet again as he remembered he drank coffee before brushing his teeth. He had a fantastic hate for morning breath and drinking/eating before feeling fresh. He sighed and walked to the washroom, toothbrush and toothpaste at his disposition.

After cleaning his face and going through normal morning bathroom routine, he smirked to the mirror and thought "With my good looks, no way would anyone reject such a man like me."

As people knew, Aoi was quite a confident man. He was even too sure of himself sometimes, but strangely, irony was not a bitch to him. He always got what he wanted with a minimum of effort but about Uruha's case, it was a whole different story. He was not going to gamble with fate, no way. Instead, he'll use his whole heart and being into entering a certain golden blonde boy. Uruha was quite submissive to him anyway... But Aoi was a cautious man!

He went to his room and was suddenly struct by mental images reflected by his daily fantasies. He blushed as he sat down on the edge of his comfy bed, imagining Uruha in a light pink bunny suit(with the ears, the tail and pink underwear... if you call a male thong an underwear). He giggled madly. Then his imagination ran up to a higher level of desperation:

The Bunny and the Wolf

scenario&story by Suguru Aoi.

"As he ventured in the immense forest all alone, little bunny Uruha-kun found himself in unfamiliar territories, thus, bringing him tears in his doe-like eyes. He did remember his mother telling him not to go too far, and now was regretting not listening to her. He cried silently, gently brushing the tears he shed with his fingers.

A sudden movements near the shadowy trees made him look up, aware that he was not alone. He brushed the tears quickly away, not wanting anyone to see such a disgraceful act from a male bunny. He waited for the shadowy figure to push back the tree branches and uncover himself, but it never happened. He then decided to go look for himself.

"Hello? Is anyone there?" He asked while approaching the anonymous silhouette. There was a grunt as a reply. Bunny Uruha-kun ran forward. Maybe there was someone who needed his help. Once in the tree shadows, his eyes narrowed and he fell down on his butt.

"Master wolf! Please don't eat me!" Little bunny Uruha-kun pleaded to the very mysterious but good-looking Aoi-sama, the almighty wolf of the forest they both lived in. Once again, tears were gathering in his eyes.

Having hurt his feet by a trap that was set up by the human hunters, Aoi-sama could not move and sat still on his spot, fixing the smaller but very adorable and scared creature in front of him. Aoi-sama has never, ever seen such a pretty animal in all his life. In all honestly, he wanted to devour it, if you know what it means. He knew the other creature probably felt the complete opposite he did, but he gave the other a reassuring smile.

Which showed his perfectly carnivorous teeth, thus making bunny Uruha-kun run away from him at full speed."

Aoi slapped himself on his forehead. 'The story freakin had a potential for incredible smut! Why did I give it such a stupid ending?!'

Calming his fuming mind, he tried to mentally picture Uruha in a different suit. Now, a cat was known to be quite sensual... So he came to a conclusion: If Uruha was his, he could ask anything from him(because he knew Uruha would never refuse anything to him, as selfish as he sounded...). Then, they could have hot kinky sex with toys and costumes(yes, he's into that), but first, he prefered to confess.

Yes, Aoi was that kind of man who believed that sex with love was worth more than a mountain of gold.

As he chuckled about his naughty desires, he heard the faint noise of the entrance door open, then lazy footsteps making their way to the kitchen...

It was Uruha! He almost had a heart attack and stormed off to the washroom as quietly and as fastly as he could, paused on his tracks and froze. 'Shit, stupid fuck!' He cursed in his head. 'How do I greet him? What do I tell him first? Should I confess right away, or should I wait a little longer? Should I ask him out, or should I not? Do I hug him? Do I pretend that I didn't hear him coming in? Do I wait for him to look around the house for me? Ah! What do I do?'

Yes, he was pretty confused. His useless questions ended when he heard rustles of grocery bags on his kitchen's table. He smiled. Uruha had brought them food, and food meant that Uruha would stay until late at his house. And thinking about food, he was starting to feel hungry.

He peeked at himself on the mirror a last time, puffing his cheeks and slowly exhaling the extra air in the cavity of his mouth.

Once mentally prepared(which took him more than ten minutes), he tried to walk calmly to the kitchen, swindling along his living room that now, to his surprise, was somewhat clean.

"Aoi..." His heart died again and his gaze directly spotted Uruha, who was standing near his dining table, arranging the freshly bought oranges the blonde brought from the groceries onto a fruits basket. Aoi automatically smiled, just standing there and admiring the beauty that was displayed right before him.

"Happy new year." His love interest grinned, his lips forming the most adorable of smiles he has ever seen. His heart revived, but then melted.

Aoi made his way through to the kitchen, standing not too far, not too near Uruha, taking an orange in his right hand. "Thanks. Happy new year to you too." He whispered, bringing the orange in front of his face, trying to hide his somewhat apparent red cheeks. He took a seat on his chair, indicating Uruha to do the same with a gesture of his hand.

"Reita told me you were drunk at the party." Uruha chuckled, resting his chin in the palm of his left hand. Aoi nervously laughed. Uruha may have acted nonchalant about it, but he knew that deep, deep down, his one and only love(okay, that was a false statement, because really, Aoi did fall in love several times in the past...) hated it when he got drunk... Drunk Aoi meant: "I'm cool and hot and so so better than you! You can jump from a 3 floors building, well, I can jump from a 7 floors building!". Let's just say that Uruha really didn't like to put his life on the line just to save a drunken dude.

He looked about and to, not particularily searching through for an excuse. Yep, he did get drunk and mostly everyone in the party knew about it, so might as well not run around the bushes.

"I'm sorry... I mean, you know how I am when there's alcohol... I'll really like not to give in, but, I'll work on it later, I promise." He said confidently, even though he knew those were white lies. Plus, it took more than a few nice words and puppy eyes to coax Uruha. The other boy sighed but nonetheless smiled, taking the orange that was previously in his grasp.

"Don't make silly promises. It was New Years anyways, and I even allowed myself some bottles of beer too. I even let Reita sleep over. Man, that guy's really an ass when he's drunk." Uruha said, bringing the small kitchen knife to his skilled fingers and carefully started peeling the orange, unknown of the pained expression Aoi's eyes arbored. 'Reita slept over at Uruha's? But why? Why didn't Uruha bring me at his place instead?... So he wasn't the one who drove me home?' He thought, then pursed his lips and frowned, trying to somehow only show the disapproval of the other boy's drinking at the party.

But Uruha understood that frown and his lips gently formed a smile.

"Ruki was the home who drove you home. He called me in the morning just to make sure I wouldn't pointlessly worry. You were already sleeping by the time he got in front of your house." Uruha said. "And you know Reita's house is far from here. I wasn't about to leave him alone with some bad influences, so I offered him to stay at my place. He went back to Kai's today." Uruha continued, confident that his explanation was satisfactory and clear.

This brought Aoi to sigh, leaning on his chair and pretending his mental state was more than fine. He understood the situation and felt that the need to be jealous was useless. His mind also rang a specific bell, which informed him of a very trivial matter; The love confession.

Certainly, it'd be weird if you just jump from talking about how Reita stayed over to a 'Hey, by the way, I love you Uruha. It's been a long time since I've felt this way, so let's make up for the lost time we could have spent as lovers and undress yourself for me." He mentally stratched the back of his head, not paying real attention to his surroundings. He decided that he'd just watch Uruha peel off the orange. After all, Uruha was truly skilled with his fingers(and yes, he'd had many fantasies about what those fingers could do with little Aoi) and it was entertaining enough to watch.

.... But his patience and his vocal cords thought otherwise. "Uruha, I like..." and it froze, because Uruha was gazing at him with such an adorable and perplexed expression. Seeing as Aoi did not continue his sentence, Uruha pressed him on with a patient and understanding smile, and Aoi said the first thing that came to mind. ".. I like girls with long hair." And his inner-self hit his forehead with a baseball bat made of steel. But Uruha's long hair are so the sex.

"Oh, really? I prefer girls with short hair. It suits them well when they dance. It gives them this very attractive aura, you know?" Uruha cheerfuly blabbed on and Aoi found himself agreeing to what his friend said, only to shook himself from his rêverie of short-haired girls dancing on poles. Instead, he faced the harsh reality. Just a moment ago, he felt like he was the king of the world, and now, he was nothing more than pathetic foam on the chores of Osaka bay. He tried composing himself just a tad bit, and sharply re-focused his mind-set to other more significant stuff than depressing thinking.

And so the train did 'Tchu Tchu!' and he was gone just like that, mind blank, face unreadible. Uruha just shook it off because frankly, Aoi has been like that for a while now and it was becoming an ordinary occurence when they spent time only the two of them together.

Aoi just stared into nothingness, his mind, once again, throwing out 8 million fantasies scenarios in front of his Aoi-movie-theaters:

My master, Uruha-sama.

scenario&story by Suguru Aoi.

"Being a compagnon to the amazing Uruha-sama was to be viewed as being beyond lucky. This straight-A golden-blonde hair student was the most popular(and beautiful) boy amongst the University campus. Uruha was the sweetest, the nicest and the most wonderful person in his eyes.

He remembered very clearly the first time they had met. He was on the streets, pestered by mean children who were throwing what seemed to be small rocks at him. Defeated by hunger, he couldn't even bark back at them, and certainly not sink his canines in their small butts, so he simply layed on the sidewalk, pathetically waiting for the storm to pass by. Then a smooth voice rose above the thunder of children's laughter.

To his surprise, the little demons ran away and a human(and he swore the human looked like an angel) bent down to his side, gently stroking the fur of his head.

"Hey, doggy. I can't believe kids are acting so cruely to such a handsome dog as you." The human said, smiling enthousiasticaly. And that, yes, that smile, made him fall head over-heels for his new master.

2 weeks has passed since then, and he still can't quite understand why, but any time his master was around, he felt very very hot inside. He would wiggle his tail too much and just jump on Uruha to obtain some contact. The fact that it was summer was not helping either.

And summer meant going to the pool.

That day was a bright sunny day. Birds were chirping outside, the sun rays would tease Uruha-sama's pale skin and Aoi(Uruha-sama called him like that because his eyes were blue) was barking happily, running around his master in circle.

"Haha! Come on! The bath is almost ready!" Uruha-sama said to him, as he was filling the mini-blue-pool(the one he's kept since his childhood) with water he got from his bathtub. When the water reached a reasonable level, Uruha smiled to himself, turning to call out his adorable big dog. "Aoi, come in! The pool's full!" And Aoi complied, jumping right into the pool, splashing his master along the way. "Haha! You're so adorable, Aoichi!!" Uruha laughed merrily.

Aoi shivered a little when hitting the water, but nonetheless barked happily. It was indeed refreshing to swim!

Uruha took a sponge and some soap, rubbing the hair behind Aoi's ears. And Aoi felt it again. The hot sensation running through his body. He tried to shook it off. After all, this was only a bath, what was he starting to get hot for? He barked again, approving of his master's sweet touch.

Uruha only nodded and smirked, patting his dog on the head. Aoi's breathing became a little too erratic, but Uruha paid no mind to it. Maybe his dog was just extremely happy to be taking a bath outside. So he continued rubbing and cleaning, being very careful as to not hurt him.

Then his master, as if the blonde boy knew, rubbed his sensitive spot yet again(the spot just behind his ears)! Aoi grew somewhat hotter, his master's touch meaning to be soothing, but all it did was bringing excitement to his body! It was too too much, so Aoi did the first thing that popped into his head; Jump on Uruha.

But the most bizarre thing happened in this lapse of a few seconds because Uruha, who was now covered in soap bubbles and water, had not his dog on top of him... but a very naked stranger on top of him.

Yes. This was Aoi's secret. Actually, he came from a sort of werewolf family, where he could transform as he pleased into a dog or a man(a very sexy man, by the way). He kept it a secret from his master but felt like this was the right time to come out... because frankly, his erection was pretty obvious.

"Uruha-sama..." He said in a husky voice, fingers reaching beneath his master's shirt. He felt the skin beneath his fingers tremble. Uruha let out a moan. "Uruha-sama, I have always loved you." He looked into the blonde's eyes, fingers moving near to rub the very inviting nipples. He leaned in for a kiss, but Uruha's hands pushed him away and his love clumsily stood up.

"I.. Wait. Wait here, okay? I'm just going to grab a towel for us to dry up! Wait, ok?" Uruha said a little bit too rashly, while gestering for Aoi to not move, as he made his way to the house for towels. Aoi was beyond happy. His master's reactions were just so adorable and pleasing. His master was blushing so much!

He knew that disobeying the master is a no-no, against the rules of dogs, but nevertheless, he also stood up, walking into the house and spotting his love on the phone.

"Yes!! There's a naked pervert in my backyard! AH! He came into the house! Please, come fast, please!!" And Aoi didn't see the frying pan that came flying to his face right after Uruha had finished contacting the police. '

... Aoi's eyebrows twitched, his eyes dangerously narrowing. 'Seriously, what's wrong with me?'

Calming his fuming mind to not appear weird in the eyes of his friend, he chewed on the piece of orange Uruha has given him. He sighed and looked at the other's adorable smile and found his heart naturally calming down. He also smiled.

There were things Aoi wished for, and even though his desires were mostly drawn to sex, he wanted Uruha to always be happy. Though, he'd look very hot crying when I'll stab him with little-Aoi...

... Unfortunately, he had a long way to go before he could properly confess to Uruha. But he did not waver.
One day, his perfect scenario would see light, and finally, finally, he would confess in a romantic manner. Soon, he hoped. Very soon.

To be continued.

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Author's note: ... Hopefully, the ending of this part is not too rushed... T_T I missed livejournal, a lot. I haven't been very productive as of late and probably my stories have been forgotten by many, but I'm slowly coming back! I've started College(or university) last week, and it's taking up all my free-time... But I'll do my best and please, support me! xD Thank you for reading, it makes me very happy! ^-^