Translations: Alice Nine Channel May 26th 2014 Part III/III
Last part! Sorry subbers~ suddenly dumping so many episodes in a short run xD But starting next week I'm gonna get pretty busy so might not update as frequently :|
Next episode I'm gonna translate will be Mar 19th. Though only the first hour. I'm gonna postpone translating the later half and the premium parts...
Alice Nine Channel May 26th 2014 Part III/III
44:58 - rest
T: This kind of photos are easier to talk about
Sa: Photo please: *Feels great~*
T: This situation…
Sa: This…because it's from behind…entering from behind…
N: really?
Sa: Dirty joke?
N: Photo please: *I'm escaping at night*
T: Nice one. They know when to move on.
Sa: yeah
T: This is hard. We are kind of in low spirits. Since it's really difficult
N: It's unexpectedly difficult
T: Next photo.
N: Too fast lol
T: too fast…next photo please.
Sa: Photo please: *I don't wanna run anymore!*
T+N: Not bad
T: Photo please: This is Hiroto-san after the final act during live…*I love you all!*
Sa: They look similar. I'm sure the staff were thinking the same thing that's why they chose this.
T: Especially when he says "I love you all!"
Sa: If this was Hiroto…*Oh crap my fans are gonna go…I can't live with this face~AHHHH!*
N: Really? lol
Sa: Again as Hiroto….*But i'm evolving in that area~* Something like that.
T: [skipped a line] Are there more? You guys prepared quite a number.
N: amazing ne…
Sa: Who is this? Who is he from? Ah i know. It's that.
T: Photo please: *Good evening, I'm Brad Pitt*
Sa: Photo please: *Hi. I'm the drummer from Alice Nine, who has just been arrested for molest charges this morning.*
N: That's awful! That's awful!
Sa: Looks like it can appear on yahoo news.
N: Probably.
Sa: With this face. As a molester suspect
N: Why molester? lol
T: but that's a good photo. Really looks like some hollywood star in Japan. We still have more? Then let's quickly move forward.
Sa: Ah this one.
T: How do you say anything to a cool photo like this?
Sa: this one…
T: If we have to make a joke out of this too, we really don't have any cool photos left.
Sa: no no no...this one…well…one more time?
N: Photo please: *I'm looking into your eyes*
T: I don't think so…
N: No?! Lol. Since it's a cool photo
T: It's a little sad that I have to be the first to say this…photo please: *From behind please~*
Sa: no no no no no!! what are you talking about! That?!
N: That! lol
Sa: I'll give you the correct answer. Photo please. *I just showered~*
T: That? lol
Sa: This. That's right.
T: Well based on the previous flow, i thought it'd be 'that' instead. [urm flow of dirty captions?]
Sa: The one i gave is the correct answer. The correct answer. I just showered.
T: Anyway let's move on to the next!
Sa: This …. lol
N: This is again from the viewpoint of Hiroto. Photo please: *I'm not gonna do lives anymore …
T: Alright, I'll go. Photo please: *I'll prefer (it) from the front*
Sa: Well i guess. Then I'll go for it as well. *Normal [sex] position*
N+T: That's the same thing.
T: It's starting. We are gradually sinking into the dirty jokes trap. But let's move on. Let's see more!
Sa: Ah this!
T: Oh so nostalgic. You two look so young.
Sa: We were…
T: This is Saga-kun…and Hiroshi right?
N: This is Saga-kun and Hiroshi right? From Saga's viewpoint and…Hiroto's….Look at this from saga's perspective. Photo please: *How's mine?*
Sa: well well well. It looks that way.
N+T: It does lol
Sa: As an extension to that…Photo please: *.It's been a while since it stood!* [well he really meant erection…]
N: Photo please: Look at it from Hiroto's smile….*You're right it's hardened~*
Sa: Still, this was awful.
N: I'm simply extending from yours
Sa: It's awful…
T: The following ups weren't a good idea. Once we get into the obscene, we can't get out…
N: We can't get back..
Sa: Yeah…well if you don't like this, please change the channel
N: But that was because, (you two) were naked. That's why it got a little.
T: You can sense some 'evil' in that earlier on. When that photo came up right after the previous one. Anyway, let's move on.
Sa: Ahh…
T: This isn't good...
N: As Shou's words. Photo please: *I'm free tonight~* Eh no?
T: If it's not a dirty joke, they are gonna reject it…
N: That was a dirty joke??
T: No it was not a dirty joke
Sa: Photo please: *Isn't your hair too wet?*
T: It's hard to say anything that's not dirty…but okay…I got it.
N: [skipped his jumbled up words lol]
T: I'll go for a non-dirty one. I was told before…Photo please: *You drank my Takachiho coffee didn't you??!!*
Sa+N: Ahhh
Sa: That happened
T: it did
Sa: Okay~ Photo please: *Hey, it's caught in between my middle and ring finger~*
Sa: I have no choice! If i don't do that you guys won't laugh! We …
T: if it's not a dirty joke
Sa: If it's not a dirty joke you guys won't laugh…Give us a break!
T: Once we start on the obscene jokes it simply gets harder!
Sa: Yeah, take it easy on us…
T: Yeah…let's move on….
Sa: Ah this one…
T: Good thing this is an internet broadcast…
N: Oh this..
Sa: It's that one…The photoshoot in Hawaii. Photo please: Actually, only I was pissed
T: Oh i see. You're trying to get things back to normal. Though nobody laughed…
Sa: Ah that's a fail then…
T: Already lol… [Tora falls…LOL]
Sa: Tora-san! Are you okay!!
T: This chair is different from the usual ones so I slipped…
Sa: Last two!
T: I slipped for real. [Suberu = fail at something, but can also mean slip and fall]
Sa: I slipped and Tora got the brunt of it
T: So last two. Let's go to the next.
Sa: Ohh.. this is….what is this? It's embarrassing.
T: I don't want this…
Sa: I don't want to do this…what is this...and Nao-san lol
T: Just looking at the photo makes me want to go into reflection mood.
Sa: Nao-san in there looks way to different from the current him…what is this? Totally different! The Nao-san back then looks incredibly different...
T: I think we were hosts…It's possible that hosts nowadays started out after looking at this photo…
Sa: Yeah this is a picture of hosts.
T: Well, let's make this funny. Let's make a joke out of this
Staff: From whose perspective
T: From whose perspective…hard to say...
N: Photo please: Actually we came to the cabaret
T: No laughs…I guess not…Let's put our all in the last photo. Last photo please!
Sa: You're bringing that out?
T: This photo huh.
Sa: This huh. Shou-kun is in a super cat posture…
T: How are we supposed to make this a joke???
Sa: This itself is a joke lol
T: Exactly...This is a pure joke. Nao-san, go for it.
N: Well, because Hiroto and Saga are in shorts….Photo please: *Let's go catch beetles!* Eh? Eh?
T: The skinniness of saga's legs is not normal
Sa: From Tora's perspective….Photo please: *Oh damn i can't fit in with these guys…* Well because you are the only one in dreadlocks…
T: Yeah dreadlocks...
Sa: From Tora's perspective…Photo please: *Oh crap I can't get along. This is impossible….*
T: Though on a deeper note, my image is no different then and now
Sa: Yeah, you are consistent. [not too sure]
T: Plus it's amazing I went from dreadlocks to my current hairstyle
Sa: Well the remaining four of us caught up to Tora-san.
T: Ahhh let's give up on this activity. Or at least use other pictures instead of Alice Nine's
Sa: Yeah because the photos themselves end up becoming the joke…
T: We are the kind who will feel embarrassed if you bring out a photo of us suddenly like that. They are embarrassing…this was basically a punishment game
N: Yeah most of it.
T: Anyway…oh it's time. Let's decide on the MVP! Let's have the viewers of niconico to decide on the MVP. Please click on the one whom you think did great today.
Sa: I think it was terrible today…
T: [skipped]
Sa: I think it was terrible. At the last part, Tora even worked using his body [when he fell down?]
N: Well the last part where there were no dirty jokes was interesting
[they mumbled on dirty jokes…]
T: Yeah we will end up relying on dirty jokes…oh the results are out? Let's take a look: [FYI: Tora 23.3%, Saga 63.7%, Nao 13.1%] So Saga-san won with 63.7%
Sa: Well…but….It's not a good idea to choose me…It was awful today.
N: But everyone is looking forward to those dirty jokes.
T: Yeah, but look at it, today I said some dirty jokes too that's why my percentage is higher than Nao's.
N: I simply think I'm a boring person…
Sa: Well that was not a genre Nao-san is good at.
N: Well…I think I didn't understand the rules…i don't understand what's a joke and what's not.
T: Because Nao-san don't say dirty jokes normally.
Sa: Yeah. Nao-san goes for the more acceptable answers.
N: Well if it's okay to say something dirty, I think i have a good one. but well whatever
Sa: Say it
N: No no no!!
T: Which photo?
N: The one where a gorilla was sleeping, where Saga-kun said normal (sex) position. I thought of a good one…
T: You remembered?
N: Really….
T: Start with Photo please.
N: I remembered that…Photo please: *I don't like the cowgirl position*
Sa: Nao-san…
T: Nao-san...Hello? Nao-san? Nao-san?
N: i was pulled in at the moment! the previous moment lol
T: Hello Nao-san?
N: I got pulled in to the moment…it's easier to make fun of the gorilla…So i thought it'll be funny.
Sa: The gorilla is supposed to be a male
T: So with that, let's do the survey one more time.
Sa: Your percentage might go up.
T: yeah you might. click your choice one more time. On who's the MVP today.
N: If my numbers fall instead….lol
T: well we'd like the viewers to choose one more time. You never know…Since Nao-san said a dirty joke. Your numbers might increase. Something might change
Sa: Because the word 'cowgirl position' came from Nao…
T: That was the first time I heard from Nao
N: No, i say that all the time.
Sa: really? no no no.
T: Let's take a look at the results~ [FYI: Tora 12.1%, Saga 26.3%, Nao 61.6%…LMAO!]
N: Hey!!! Everyone's trying to trick me into this lol
Sa: no no no
N: Why does everyone want to trick me?
Sa: Now I fully understand the viewers of this show! I know now.
T: People watching this show probably want to become comedians.
Sa: I know now
T: Vicious cycle lol
N: I sense evil
Sa: I understand now. I now know what kind of show this is.
T: It's now shown that the people who watch this show likes watching comedians in general. They understand what they should do. Anyway, today's MVP is the two of them. It's time to end the show today.
[info on anniversary live]
[info on super alice nine channel]
Next episode I'm gonna translate will be Mar 19th. Though only the first hour. I'm gonna postpone translating the later half and the premium parts...
Alice Nine Channel May 26th 2014 Part III/III
44:58 - rest
T: This kind of photos are easier to talk about
Sa: Photo please: *Feels great~*
T: This situation…
Sa: This…because it's from behind…entering from behind…
N: really?
Sa: Dirty joke?
N: Photo please: *I'm escaping at night*
T: Nice one. They know when to move on.
Sa: yeah
T: This is hard. We are kind of in low spirits. Since it's really difficult
N: It's unexpectedly difficult
T: Next photo.
N: Too fast lol
T: too fast…next photo please.
Sa: Photo please: *I don't wanna run anymore!*
T+N: Not bad
T: Photo please: This is Hiroto-san after the final act during live…*I love you all!*
Sa: They look similar. I'm sure the staff were thinking the same thing that's why they chose this.
T: Especially when he says "I love you all!"
Sa: If this was Hiroto…*Oh crap my fans are gonna go…I can't live with this face~AHHHH!*
N: Really? lol
Sa: Again as Hiroto….*But i'm evolving in that area~* Something like that.
T: [skipped a line] Are there more? You guys prepared quite a number.
N: amazing ne…
Sa: Who is this? Who is he from? Ah i know. It's that.
T: Photo please: *Good evening, I'm Brad Pitt*
Sa: Photo please: *Hi. I'm the drummer from Alice Nine, who has just been arrested for molest charges this morning.*
N: That's awful! That's awful!
Sa: Looks like it can appear on yahoo news.
N: Probably.
Sa: With this face. As a molester suspect
N: Why molester? lol
T: but that's a good photo. Really looks like some hollywood star in Japan. We still have more? Then let's quickly move forward.
Sa: Ah this one.
T: How do you say anything to a cool photo like this?
Sa: this one…
T: If we have to make a joke out of this too, we really don't have any cool photos left.
Sa: no no no...this one…well…one more time?
N: Photo please: *I'm looking into your eyes*
T: I don't think so…
N: No?! Lol. Since it's a cool photo
T: It's a little sad that I have to be the first to say this…photo please: *From behind please~*
Sa: no no no no no!! what are you talking about! That?!
N: That! lol
Sa: I'll give you the correct answer. Photo please. *I just showered~*
T: That? lol
Sa: This. That's right.
T: Well based on the previous flow, i thought it'd be 'that' instead. [urm flow of dirty captions?]
Sa: The one i gave is the correct answer. The correct answer. I just showered.
T: Anyway let's move on to the next!
Sa: This …. lol
N: This is again from the viewpoint of Hiroto. Photo please: *I'm not gonna do lives anymore …
T: Alright, I'll go. Photo please: *I'll prefer (it) from the front*
Sa: Well i guess. Then I'll go for it as well. *Normal [sex] position*
N+T: That's the same thing.
T: It's starting. We are gradually sinking into the dirty jokes trap. But let's move on. Let's see more!
Sa: Ah this!
T: Oh so nostalgic. You two look so young.
Sa: We were…
T: This is Saga-kun…and Hiroshi right?
N: This is Saga-kun and Hiroshi right? From Saga's viewpoint and…Hiroto's….Look at this from saga's perspective. Photo please: *How's mine?*
Sa: well well well. It looks that way.
N+T: It does lol
Sa: As an extension to that…Photo please: *.It's been a while since it stood!* [well he really meant erection…]
N: Photo please: Look at it from Hiroto's smile….*You're right it's hardened~*
Sa: Still, this was awful.
N: I'm simply extending from yours
Sa: It's awful…
T: The following ups weren't a good idea. Once we get into the obscene, we can't get out…
N: We can't get back..
Sa: Yeah…well if you don't like this, please change the channel
N: But that was because, (you two) were naked. That's why it got a little.
T: You can sense some 'evil' in that earlier on. When that photo came up right after the previous one. Anyway, let's move on.
Sa: Ahh…
T: This isn't good...
N: As Shou's words. Photo please: *I'm free tonight~* Eh no?
T: If it's not a dirty joke, they are gonna reject it…
N: That was a dirty joke??
T: No it was not a dirty joke
Sa: Photo please: *Isn't your hair too wet?*
T: It's hard to say anything that's not dirty…but okay…I got it.
N: [skipped his jumbled up words lol]
T: I'll go for a non-dirty one. I was told before…Photo please: *You drank my Takachiho coffee didn't you??!!*
Sa+N: Ahhh
Sa: That happened
T: it did
Sa: Okay~ Photo please: *Hey, it's caught in between my middle and ring finger~*
Sa: I have no choice! If i don't do that you guys won't laugh! We …
T: if it's not a dirty joke
Sa: If it's not a dirty joke you guys won't laugh…Give us a break!
T: Once we start on the obscene jokes it simply gets harder!
Sa: Yeah, take it easy on us…
T: Yeah…let's move on….
Sa: Ah this one…
T: Good thing this is an internet broadcast…
N: Oh this..
Sa: It's that one…The photoshoot in Hawaii. Photo please: Actually, only I was pissed
T: Oh i see. You're trying to get things back to normal. Though nobody laughed…
Sa: Ah that's a fail then…
T: Already lol… [Tora falls…LOL]
Sa: Tora-san! Are you okay!!
T: This chair is different from the usual ones so I slipped…
Sa: Last two!
T: I slipped for real. [Suberu = fail at something, but can also mean slip and fall]
Sa: I slipped and Tora got the brunt of it
T: So last two. Let's go to the next.
Sa: Ohh.. this is….what is this? It's embarrassing.
T: I don't want this…
Sa: I don't want to do this…what is this...and Nao-san lol
T: Just looking at the photo makes me want to go into reflection mood.
Sa: Nao-san in there looks way to different from the current him…what is this? Totally different! The Nao-san back then looks incredibly different...
T: I think we were hosts…It's possible that hosts nowadays started out after looking at this photo…
Sa: Yeah this is a picture of hosts.
T: Well, let's make this funny. Let's make a joke out of this
Staff: From whose perspective
T: From whose perspective…hard to say...
N: Photo please: Actually we came to the cabaret
T: No laughs…I guess not…Let's put our all in the last photo. Last photo please!
Sa: You're bringing that out?
T: This photo huh.
Sa: This huh. Shou-kun is in a super cat posture…
T: How are we supposed to make this a joke???
Sa: This itself is a joke lol
T: Exactly...This is a pure joke. Nao-san, go for it.
N: Well, because Hiroto and Saga are in shorts….Photo please: *Let's go catch beetles!* Eh? Eh?
T: The skinniness of saga's legs is not normal
Sa: From Tora's perspective….Photo please: *Oh damn i can't fit in with these guys…* Well because you are the only one in dreadlocks…
T: Yeah dreadlocks...
Sa: From Tora's perspective…Photo please: *Oh crap I can't get along. This is impossible….*
T: Though on a deeper note, my image is no different then and now
Sa: Yeah, you are consistent. [not too sure]
T: Plus it's amazing I went from dreadlocks to my current hairstyle
Sa: Well the remaining four of us caught up to Tora-san.
T: Ahhh let's give up on this activity. Or at least use other pictures instead of Alice Nine's
Sa: Yeah because the photos themselves end up becoming the joke…
T: We are the kind who will feel embarrassed if you bring out a photo of us suddenly like that. They are embarrassing…this was basically a punishment game
N: Yeah most of it.
T: Anyway…oh it's time. Let's decide on the MVP! Let's have the viewers of niconico to decide on the MVP. Please click on the one whom you think did great today.
Sa: I think it was terrible today…
T: [skipped]
Sa: I think it was terrible. At the last part, Tora even worked using his body [when he fell down?]
N: Well the last part where there were no dirty jokes was interesting
[they mumbled on dirty jokes…]
T: Yeah we will end up relying on dirty jokes…oh the results are out? Let's take a look: [FYI: Tora 23.3%, Saga 63.7%, Nao 13.1%] So Saga-san won with 63.7%
Sa: Well…but….It's not a good idea to choose me…It was awful today.
N: But everyone is looking forward to those dirty jokes.
T: Yeah, but look at it, today I said some dirty jokes too that's why my percentage is higher than Nao's.
N: I simply think I'm a boring person…
Sa: Well that was not a genre Nao-san is good at.
N: Well…I think I didn't understand the rules…i don't understand what's a joke and what's not.
T: Because Nao-san don't say dirty jokes normally.
Sa: Yeah. Nao-san goes for the more acceptable answers.
N: Well if it's okay to say something dirty, I think i have a good one. but well whatever
Sa: Say it
N: No no no!!
T: Which photo?
N: The one where a gorilla was sleeping, where Saga-kun said normal (sex) position. I thought of a good one…
T: You remembered?
N: Really….
T: Start with Photo please.
N: I remembered that…Photo please: *I don't like the cowgirl position*
Sa: Nao-san…
T: Nao-san...Hello? Nao-san? Nao-san?
N: i was pulled in at the moment! the previous moment lol
T: Hello Nao-san?
N: I got pulled in to the moment…it's easier to make fun of the gorilla…So i thought it'll be funny.
Sa: The gorilla is supposed to be a male
T: So with that, let's do the survey one more time.
Sa: Your percentage might go up.
T: yeah you might. click your choice one more time. On who's the MVP today.
N: If my numbers fall instead….lol
T: well we'd like the viewers to choose one more time. You never know…Since Nao-san said a dirty joke. Your numbers might increase. Something might change
Sa: Because the word 'cowgirl position' came from Nao…
T: That was the first time I heard from Nao
N: No, i say that all the time.
Sa: really? no no no.
T: Let's take a look at the results~ [FYI: Tora 12.1%, Saga 26.3%, Nao 61.6%…LMAO!]
N: Hey!!! Everyone's trying to trick me into this lol
Sa: no no no
N: Why does everyone want to trick me?
Sa: Now I fully understand the viewers of this show! I know now.
T: People watching this show probably want to become comedians.
Sa: I know now
T: Vicious cycle lol
N: I sense evil
Sa: I understand now. I now know what kind of show this is.
T: It's now shown that the people who watch this show likes watching comedians in general. They understand what they should do. Anyway, today's MVP is the two of them. It's time to end the show today.
[info on anniversary live]
[info on super alice nine channel]