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[magitabasa]

So okay, we've been discussing about this back at AIM. And since everyone agrees with this... here's Shipping meme #2, which is:

↫The MUNxPUPPET Shipping Meme↬
The rules? Simple! It's the same as the other shipping meme!
Only this time... you ship PD characters with YOURSELF (the mun) or the other muns~

Got that? Okay then...

LET THE SHIPPING POSTS

Comments

[kitsune_prophet]

THE ONLY BAD PART ABOUT SHIPPING MYSELF. I WOULDN'T FUCK ANY OF YOU. Except Marge but she wouldn't fuck me.

ME, THEN.

ME + GOLD
ME + PAUL I GUESS IF I SHOWED HIM MY POKEYMANZ
ME + ALL OF MY MUSES
ME + ANY NINETALES EVER.

And others...?

Hmm. Gold's mun x Gold. And Red's mun x Paul.

I DON'T KNOW PEOPLE THAT WELL. *disappears in a ball of flail*

[battlestandby]

If you want me so badly, you have to pay the price.

[kitsune_prophet]

The only reason I remotely ship myself with you is because you need a mother figure and I'm called Mama Bear by friends twice my age.

I would do you good young man.

[battlestandby]

Uh... it's not like I miss my mom. I don't need one.

[kitsune_prophet]

Yes you do you misogynistic little brat~ &hearts

[battlestandby]

Well, what the hell do you want? My father's never around, so you're not getting companionship. Uh... I guess you can clean my room?

[kitsune_prophet]

Oooooh you misogynist.

Mama wants to beat you and show you how to really raise pokeymanz.

Because damn, that 'return' attack is PURE RAPE if you get your pokemon totally devoted to you.

Mmmhmm. Mama's beaten the elite four of every region, she has.

[battlestandby]

I think you wish to do something called "child abuse".

And you're totally full of shit.

[kitsune_prophet]

If my parents didn't get arrested then I won't either. Someone just needs to smack you every time you say something totally inappropriate since Reggie didn't.

No siree. Caught legendaries and everything.

[battlestandby]

Reggie's the one who needs the mother. He's the one who keeps talking about her all the time. You should smack him and make him grow a pair.

Pfff. You're not going to brainwash me with your lies.

[kitsune_prophet]

Oh gosh yes he does. But I'd feel bad trying to replace mom for him since he remembers his. As for you, you don't remember so you need a womanly influence to teach you how to treat women before you get mauled by a violent one. They're like dogs. Some are small and stupid and think their bark is menacing. Some are big dangerous rotweilers that rip people to shreds.

Your mun is probably just as impressive.

[battlestandby]

I guess that's why they call them "bitches", right?

Well, uh... my mun got all 493 on the Pokedex now.

[kitsune_prophet]

Where there's bitches there are bastards.

Yup. See? Not so farfetched. Hahahah farfetch'd.

[battlestandby]

Ahahaha no you're not funny at all. Fine, then, "mom". How about you go into the kitchen and get out the Kibbles n' Bits, because my bitch slaves require sustenance in order to keep serving me hand-and-foot.

[kitsune_prophet]

Does grumpy pants need a huuuuug~?

[battlestandby]

"Grumpy pants" needs you to get off your lazy ass and do housework. Oh, and don't forget to feed Gold's mun. She lives in the basement because she's incapable of doing any work.