Things in LJ!Rp have quiet lately and I don't know how many people around here are left, but... maybe we can try spicying things up with a cracky meme?
[ ... Boy, is he feeling like he's talking to his mother right now. Do all women have that "won't stop talking until can't talk anymore" trait? If so, then he will never want to marry. Ever. He couldn't go through this ordeal every day.
So yes. Just staring at you half-dumbfoundedly half-horrifiedly. LADY, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU. LEAVE HIM AND HIS CLOTHES AND HAIRCUT ALONE SOB ]
Did you get my point, boy? Next time I see you I expect you to have made some rearrangements in your wardrobe. I will be looking forward to that meeting!
[And there is suddenly a glass with a drink in your hands and also she is going to clink her (still empty) glass with yours? Cheers, boy! ]
But anyway, let's get straight to the point! This game looks fun, and like hell she's not participating in it.]
I have never worn something not stylish!
[Spoilers: it actually is true. Also you have to agree that Plasma uniforms are darn nice.]
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... And what kind of a statement is that. ]
Isn't... 'stylishness' just a matter of preference?
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[LE GASP]
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[Dramatic Plasma stance! FEEL THE SERIOUSNESS OF THIS SITUATION, YOUNG MAN]
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[ LADY WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
WE REFUSE TO FEEL ANY SERIOUSNESS ]
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[...In fact, let's actually do that. She looks you over (expect some dramatic wincing), and readies a speech.]
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[ ...
WHAT IF HE MAKES PUPPY EYES AT YOU
WILL YOU SHOW MERCY ON HIM THEN ]
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Yes, you do need me to.
[Don't you try to play cute now, boy, wearing horrible clothes is unforgivable.]
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So yes. Just staring at you half-dumbfoundedly half-horrifiedly. LADY, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU. LEAVE HIM AND HIS CLOTHES AND HAIRCUT ALONE SOB ]
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[And there is suddenly a glass with a drink in your hands and also she is going to clink her (still empty) glass with yours? Cheers, boy! ]
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[ Oh god you do remind him of his mother. Even that smile is similiar. Are you sure you don't have a sister from Johto?
Well, he'll just be looking... completely defeated there. WHY, LIFE, WHY. WHAT HAS HE DONE TO DESERVE THIS.
... And uh. His drink. As if that one drink before wasn't enough. ALCOHOL TASTES TERRIBLE, PEOPLE, WHY DO YOU KEEP MAKING HIM DRINK IT.
... yes, let's go with the good old "GULP IT DOWN WITH THE SPEED OF LIGHT" technique. Now let's try not to choke on it. ]
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... Oh, raising her eyebrow there. Are you okay, boy?]
Oh my, you actually drank it. It's nice to meet a young man so true to his word!
[Nevermind the fact you never even said you're going to drink it or anything.
Except um.
She feels a bit bad about making a minor drink now.
Oopsies.]
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And what makes you think he's okay, he just gulped down a glass of... whatever you gave him. I'll just hope it wasn't too strong. ]
... Is that a compliment?
[ You never know with those troll ladies. ]
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Oh, I wonder! Perhaps it is. Perhaps not. What do you think, boy?
[Yes she's not going to make this easy deal with her.]
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