Things in LJ!Rp have quiet lately and I don't know how many people around here are left, but... maybe we can try spicying things up with a cracky meme?
((OOC: I don't think we have subject lines here? ELSE I TOTALLY APPROVE THIS MEME IS BEAUTIFUL AND RIDICULOUS LET'S GET DRUNK EVERYONE. Also 1/2))
I've never...
[ Pause pause what do we say. He's never done a lot of things! Like see Ho-Oh. Or get chosen by Ho-Oh. Or fly with Ho-Oh. Or- well, you get my point. Might as well talk about LEGENDARIES or HO-OH or-]
((OOC: Haha yup. Uhhh I think I was going to say something else but I can't remember for the life of me right now (。ヘ°) Also oops used wrong icon except what is icons I do not know /zetsuboushita))
[Well, usually he wouldn't make a big deal out of it, but he'd just been trolled about it. More than once, too. How would you react when you finally step out in the society and the first thing you're greeted with is trolling? And not just any trolling. It's about kissing, of all things. We are in despair. Expect him to nervously look around to see if there are any Golds in the vicinity. Well, looks like the coast is clear... for now. ]
[ What Ho-Oh issues what are you talking about. There just can never be too much Ho-Oh in one's life, okay. ]
[Bitch, please. Red's been trolled by his bff for years. And no, no Gold around, thankfully - what would happen if he lost in this game too! THE HORROR!
Red waves a hand in front of Morty's face. Dude, you ok in there? Panic attacks are not good for your heart.]
[ Well see, there's the difference between you two: you have a bff who's trolled you about it for years. He spent most of his life as a reclusive dork and never actually had a human friend before. Obviously trolling isn't... something he's used to. Though uh. His ghosts are quite the trolls. But at least they don't talk. Sob.
... Oh god wait now that you mention it WHAT IF HE'S GOING TO GET TROLLED ABOUT DRINKING TOO- okay no, no amount of troll will convince him drinking is something he should do. He's not even sixteen yet! You won't win this one, Gold. Since you're not here.
... Oh wait where did that hand in front of our face come from. Blinking a couple of times and looking at you. ]
[ ... Well, that sounds tempting, but what if Ho-Oh comes back while he's there? HE CAN'T RISK MISSING HIS POSSIBLY ONLY CHANCE. And even though he's sure Misdreavus would also love to visit his old home, he will have to politely decline. Because you know. Ho-Oh. ]
O-oh, yeah, I'm fine.
[... do you mind if he stares back at your Pikachu. He's heard of them, but never seen one. ]
[They are stalkerbros for life. Of course, there's much more to their lives than stalking legendaries, but... yeah, that was the reason why they met in the first place. Uh.
He sure did! Pokemon are awesome and he loves meeting new ones. Do you happen to have any ghost-types, by the way?]
Yeah, you could say so.
[He came with his ghostbros, but they seem to have wandered off. Oops. ]
I've never...
[ Pause pause what do we say. He's never done a lot of things! Like see Ho-Oh. Or get chosen by Ho-Oh. Or fly with Ho-Oh. Or- well, you get my point. Might as well talk about LEGENDARIES or HO-OH or-]
... kissed anyone.
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[... OH GOD WHAT
WHAT DID HE JUST SAY
COULD HE HAVE SAID ANYTHING MORE STUPID
... HE IS
PRETTY SURE IT'S GOLD'S FAULT SOMEHOW ]
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[Red doesn't drink, he hasn't kissed anyone either. But he looks at Morty with curiosity. What's the big deal about that...?]
[Also: someone has Ho-oh issues.]
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[Well, usually he wouldn't make a big deal out of it, but he'd just been trolled about it. More than once, too. How would you react when you finally step out in the society and the first thing you're greeted with is trolling? And not just any trolling. It's about kissing, of all things. We are in despair. Expect him to nervously look around to see if there are any Golds in the vicinity. Well, looks like the coast is clear... for now. ]
[ What Ho-Oh issues what are you talking about. There just can never be too much Ho-Oh in one's life, okay. ]
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Red waves a hand in front of Morty's face. Dude, you ok in there? Panic attacks are not good for your heart.]
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... Oh god wait now that you mention it WHAT IF HE'S GOING TO GET TROLLED ABOUT DRINKING TOO- okay no, no amount of troll will convince him drinking is something he should do. He's not even sixteen yet! You won't win this one, Gold. Since you're not here.
... Oh wait where did that hand in front of our face come from. Blinking a couple of times and looking at you. ]
W-what?
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Red arches an eyebrow. The Pikachu on his shoulders also watches Morty with curiosity.] ...you ok?
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O-oh, yeah, I'm fine.
[... do you mind if he stares back at your Pikachu. He's heard of them, but never seen one. ]
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Red shrugs. Alright, if you're sure... no hero needed here then. But Pikachu, seeing the attention on him, waves at the Gym Leader.]
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Hey you pikachu. Waving back! And smiling a bit, you seem like a really nice pokemon.
... And uhhh we're not a gym leader yet
we're kind of
fourteen right now]
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Oh, you made Pokémon contact! Interesting.] ...you a trainer.?
[...oops. Narration fail. It's not like Red would recognize the leader anyway, so we're safe.
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He sure did! Pokemon are awesome and he loves meeting new ones. Do you happen to have any ghost-types, by the way?]
Yeah, you could say so.
[He came with his ghostbros, but they seem to have wandered off. Oops. ]
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He did catch a Ghastly but it's not on his team. Alright, interest picked!] ...your team here too?
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[ NOT STALKING, DEEP LOVE. Also it actually isn't based just on stalking, they like each other in general. No homo though.
Well, no loss then, we have a Ghastly already and he is the best Ghastly. Also does this mean you two are going to nerd over pokemon now. ]
Yeah! I think they've wandered off, though...
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[ HELLO MORTY WERE YOU TALKING ABOUT US OR WHAT. Misdreavus will SUDDENLY appear and proudly float over his trainer's shoulder. Everybody look at him.
Meanwhile, Gastly will just politely float a bit aside. He's more calm than Misdreavus, okay. When he's not being a troll, that is.]
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[You can bet your ass that they're going to nerd over Pokémon - Red is already in "OMGNEWPOKE" mode.
Brb, using dex.]
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