Santa!!
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In January on a flight to Pakistan, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). Last month I turned Triggur in for littering (3 points). In August I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). In November I committed genocide... Sorry about that, malfoyfaerie (-5000 points). In May I set Triggur's puppy on fire (-66 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-5102 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
pokethemonkey