Flaming couches and drawing on drunk people

Oct 07, 2005 00:44

So tonight's been a pretty eventful night. Flaming couches and drunk roomates.
I got out of pep band at about 10, went to the gym with brian for a little bit cause he wanted to go, then I came back to my dorm to do some work.
My roomate, Ben, was so "drunk." We don't really think he was that drunk. We think he pretended to throw up 6 times. But he was somewhat drunk enough so that he "had to" sleep in the common room because he couldn't climb up to his bed. Ian and I didn't want him throwing up on the floor. I donno. He had some rum in his coke and they saw him pour some into some orange juice and drink it. But I don't think there was that much in it.
But anyway,
So Justin (lives next door) took a sharpie and we came up with the idea to draw on his face. Ben (a different ben), Ian, and I watched Justin walk up to him. And. you know, he started making some noise and talking to him to see how "gone" he was. He didn't move, so Justin started drawing on his arm. But he woke up, so it wasn't that funny. But the expression on his face was hilarious. He was just like... "what the hell is going on?????" and went back to sleep. It was hilarious, though disappointing.
Yeah, Ian, my roomate, has turned out to be a really nice guy. And even though we're not really the same major, we have a lot of stuff in common, which is pretty cool. I mean, we both think that our room smells cause of Ben's bedsheets and what he does in them... uh.... yeah. Ben's a little unaware of how rude he is. He leaves stuff everywhere and just does some really weird things. Like... one night a few weeks ago, he poked ian when he was sleeping and he was just like, "I just wanted to see what you would do..." And Ian and I were like.... "ugh... what the hell is wrong with you?"

And apparently, someone decided to light a couch on fire in C complex last night. I went down to the Hawk's nest to get some food and I saw lights, cops, everyone outside, and firefighters putting out the last of the flames from the couch. The freedom of college spawns idiots...
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