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In MS Word, which I use to put together my posts, this whole entry came to 666 words. I feel as if MS Word is trying to tell me something.
TITLE: Anastasia: Pokemon Style
PERPETRATOR: AruaPearl44
SUE-O-METER: (Bad)
FULL NAME: Ash Ketchum
SPECIES: Human
HAIR: Black.
EYES: Brown, I assume.
MARKINGS: None described.
POSSESSIONS: A necklace that says “Together in Paris”
ORIGIN: Think of the animated movie Anastasia. Then place Ash in the place of Anastasia, Dawn instead of Dmitri, and Misty instead of Vladimir (Who I’m pretty sure is a LOT older then 23)
CONNECTION TO CANON: The kingdom is called Pallet Town.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: Singing.
NOTES: I kept imagining Ash dressed as Ashley while reading this, which made me laugh even harder. This line is also priceless “His name was Paul. A short, evil, purple haired man.”
I also wish the author had thought to actually look up the lyrics to the songs. Or had at least looked up the names of certain Pokémon. Although “Horseys” amuses me greatly.
EXCERPT:
Kids of 4-9 years old wave good bye to Ash who was leaving. They and Ash lived in an orphanige with a mean young owner by the name of May. "Now remember. I gave you a job in the Pewter city as a nurse. Go straight until you hit a frock in the road and go left."said May, wearing a red outfit with a matching bandanna. Ash mocked the last sentence as May said. "How can you remember this and still don't remember who you are before I fond you ten years ago?" May asked meanly. (Author's note: I don't know the male form for nurse, if there really is one.)
"I have one clue." Ash said. He was wearing his Kanto cloths, blue jacket over a black shirt, blue jeans rolled up, red hat with the Pokemon league simile on it, and black tennis shoes. {They are his origin cloths in this story.}
May grabbed the necklaces around his neck then said. "Together in Paris. Haha. Yeah right. You will always be Ash the orphan." She laughed some more as Ash left, still hearing. "Together in Paris."
It was winter. Cold. He was able to make it to the frock. "Go left she said." as he started to go left. "I know to go left." He walked back to the frock then said. "If I go left I'll still be Ash the orphan. But if I go right I might find out who I am." He sat on the snow. "What should I do." He sat up then asked. "Please. Give me a sign. Anything?"
Suddenly a Pikachu appeared next to him and took his hat. "Hey give me back my hat." The Pikachu started to go to Pallet town. "A Pikachu wants me to go to Pallet town. I guess I have to go." He sighed then fallowed it.
"Heart don't fail me now. Courage don't desert me, now that we're here." He sang. He was a little scared, walked back a little then continuing to go to Pallet Town. "Find out who I was. To find out who I will be. I swear I be there. To find my past!" He few some snow in the air, Pikachu ate some.
A cart came by so Ash and Pikachu went into the snow bank on the side of the road.
They continued and met a family. The Pikachu played with the family. Ash left in 10 minutes after he met the family. He waved goodbye at the family. He sang quietly so the family couldn't hear. Pikachu ran towards him as he began to sing. "Hope. Love. Family. There was once a day I must of have one, too." As so as he was far enough from the family he began to sing loader and looked at the road ahead. "Hope! Love! Family! I will search until I find you!"
some time pasted he contiued singing. "One step at a time. One hope to another. Til where I belong. Back to who I was. I will find my family. From the paaaassssttt!" He finaly reached Pallet Town as he sang the last part.