Special Report from Kanto! News! Now!
So the forecast for the rest of the Pokemons is Awesome with a slight chance of Lame on Thursday. Back to you, Jemmapluff.
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Kanto was rocked by a new discovery by that those placid bovines we normally think of as "dinner" may very well be carnivores -- and godless, man-eating carnivores, at that.
Says One-Leg Jimmy at the Viridian Ranch, where the discovery was made, "Ah figgered 's'much."
Do these fish look threatening to you? No? Well, you might want to rethink that.
Stunned shoppers were evacuated from the Celadon City Plaza today after a rogue Magikarp in the plaza's central fountain evolved and kicked off a three hour rampage that was finally ended by the valiant efforts of Erika, the gym leader, and her apprentice trainers. Said Erika of the battle: "Luckily it hadn't worked out any of the beam attacks or this would have been a lot worse. This is why we keep telling people not to throw coins in the fountain!" Damages from the rampage are expected to run into the hundreds of thousands of Pokedollars.
This has been Jemmapluff, reporting.
Thank you Jemmapluff.
Kanto was rocked by a new discovery by that those placid bovines we normally think of as "dinner" may very well be carnivores -- and godless, man-eating carnivores, at that.
Says One-Leg Jimmy at the Viridian Ranch, where the discovery was made, "Ah figgered 's'much."
Do these fish look threatening to you? No? Well, you might want to rethink that.
Stunned shoppers were evacuated from the Celadon City Plaza today after a rogue Magikarp in the plaza's central fountain evolved and kicked off a three hour rampage that was finally ended by the valiant efforts of Erika, the gym leader, and her apprentice trainers. Said Erika of the battle: "Luckily it hadn't worked out any of the beam attacks or this would have been a lot worse. This is why we keep telling people not to throw coins in the fountain!" Damages from the rampage are expected to run into the hundreds of thousands of Pokedollars.
This has been Jemmapluff, reporting.