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Happy Valentine's Day, or, if you prefer, happy Singles Awareness Day! As a treat, here's one of those matchmaker Sues! (Actually, it's not as "great" as I'm making it out to be, but I'd like to delude myself into thinking that after more than a week of no posts I have something FABULOUS to post.)
Title: She can never belong
Culprit Author's Name: Fallenangel323232
Canon: Anime
Name: Aara / Rose
Species(es): "1 half human, ¼ clone, and ¼ pokemon"
Hair Color: Brown
Eye Color: Blue, but turn green when she uses her powers or something
Markings: She grows a tail when she uses her powers? I don't know.
Possessions: None mentioned
Pokemon Team: Pikachu ("Ran"), Charmander, Umbreon, "Ivysour," "Togechick," and a baby MEW. :| "Ivysour" has "dark green spots [that] make him look like a Rebel and that’s why I caught him cause….. I LIKE REBELS!!!"
Origin: Some cave of some sort (Cerulean Cave?). She's "1/4 clone because a HUMAN woman gave birth to her but somehow Her Real FATHER AND REAL MOTHER WERE A CLONE AND A REAL POKEMON!!!" (If that makes any sense to anyone, would you mind explaining it to me?) She escaped the cave that she was trapped in and then passed out. Drew found her and then they became friends and the Sue caught some Pokemon. Yay.
Connections To Canon Characters: Drew's BEST FRIEND, but I am quite certain that this Sue wouldn't last two minutes near the REAL Drew without getting bitchslapped from here to next Sunday. Is likely going to play matchmaker for Drew and May (and for her Pikachu and Ash's Pikachu, but I think that goes without saying if a Sue has a female Pikachu).
Special Abilities: Can speak to Pokemon, but she can't hold Pokemon without gloves or something (and yet they can still do stuff like climb up her arms). Has some other powers, probably psychic. Can apparently tell what Pokemon a person is suited to by looking in their eyes? She can also turn Brock into a raging murder machine or something.
Notes: This Sue is PROBABLY the daughter of Mewtwo, and possibly of Mew. That does not explain the human half of her, but I'm trying not to think about it TOO hard.
...I had some other things to say, but I think my brain has kind of ceased functioning after reading this fic.
On the bright side, I get a chance to show off my shiny new icon!! :D
Samples:
Flash back
I was walking through the woods looking for berries for Drew. He had done so much for me so I decided to help him out at least a little. I was searching in a bush when I felt my hand press up against something soft and fuzzy. I stuck my head into the bush using my hands to push the branches aside.
There in the small bush sat a baby pokemon that witch [What witch??] reminded me of the family I left behind so long ago. There sat a baby Mew, its fur was covered in dirt and it looked abandoned by its mother. I picked it up and cuddled it in my arms it fell asleep sometime later under the tree next to the bush I found it in. I sat there waiting to see if its mother was going to come back for it.
I sat there for 3 days [...Dude, THREE DAYS??], and I knew that Drew was probably worried sick by now [Actually I bet he was pretty glad.], he acted like a brother to me and I loved him so much like one too.
I used the last of my potion on the baby Mew [...Yeah, but only after THREE DAYS. WTF?] and then it drifted back into sleep. I watched for a little while longer till I decided that it couldn’t last out here alone, I then took out my poke ball and did the one thing I would never regret doing I caught it.
When I walked back to the spot me and Drew agreed to meet in three days earlier he pounced on me in a bear hug. [Drew + bear hug = BUH???] He then gave me an hour long lecture, oh god how I hated those lectures.
End of flashback
OH man how I really really REALLY hated the lectures he gave to me. I walked past the registration counter with Drew right behind me. I gave him a hug before I headed off to the stands so I could watch his performance. I had on a kimono (you know the one that pikachu wears at May’s contests) [Okay, Pikachu wearing his little hakama and stuff? CUTE. But not so much on a Sue.] on and so did my pikachu we had matching fans with Drew’s face on them!! When he went on stage for the beginning of the performance me and my Pikachu jumped up and cheered louder than anyone.
I could tell it embarrassed Drew because we we’re the only one’s cheering and everyone else had large sweat drops on there heads. When he made it to the second round me and pikachu cheered for him and ran back to the waiting room where Drew was. As me and my Pikachu walked in I saw Drew Talking with a Guy with purple hair, I mean who has purple hair??? [And yet Drew's green hair is perfectly normal?] And a brown haired girl with a red bandanna. I snuck up behind the group and listened.
“WTACH OUT DREW I’m GOING TO BEAT YOU!!” the girl said [...Oh dear. At least it isn't slut!May, I guess...] I slightly giggled at this Drew was the best coordinator I knew she could never beat him.
“Watch out honey, or you might lose” the purple haired man said. Really Purple hair??? I just can’t get over that. [Dude, this is the Pokemon world. Harley's hair is on the more realistic end of the scale, methinks. Though it is nice to see that this isn't het!Harley or murderer!Harley. PUSA!Harley FTW!!]
“Hmm” was all Drew said he slightly blushed as he looked at the girl with the bandanna, I knew this was the perfect moment to make my entrance.
“HIAA!!!” I said (more like yelled) as I popped out of know where. [...Right.]
“Hey you’re that girl that kept screaming for Drew when he went on stage” the girl said but I ignored her. I turned to Drew then looked at the girl then back at Drew again.
I stared at him for a while and then smirked
“…”
“….”
“I APPRROOOVVEEE!!!” I yelled at and he had a confused look on his face. [*headdesk*]
“What do you mean you APROVE??? He asked me annoyed
“WEELLLL 1. She’s pretty, 2. She’s a coordinator 3. You like her 4. I WANT A SISTER-IN-LAW SOMEDAY!!!!”I yelled to him he seemed pissed now, and he became all 56 shades of red
“YOU’RE NOT EVEN MY SISTER!!!!” Drew yelled at me “AND I DON’T NEED YOUR APPROVAL!!”
“SO YOU DO LIKE HER??” I wink at him and turn around to meet his GIRLFRIEND before he can create a comeback, witch he never does… [And this is DREW we're talking about?!] hehehe….
I smile at the girl and introduce myself, “hi I’m Aara but you can just call me Rose I like that name better. I let out a fake smile as she shakes my hand, she doesn’t feel very strong, and I don’t really like her at all already [Then WHY did you "approve" of her???], and I just met her too!!!
“hi I’m May nice to meet you!!!” she smiles brightly at me [Oh man, SO annoying, how can you POSSIBLY like someone who's FRIENDLY??] and I let go of her hand and start walking torwards the door to the room.
“See you later Drew!!! I’m going to be watching!!!” I call for my Pikachu and we head back to our seats.
The seats around me are completely filled now, there’s a short green haired boy [...For some reason I never even realized that Max's hair was a teal-ish color. I'd always chalked it up as black. Huh.], as well as a black haired boy with a pikachu, there’s also a spiky haired man with eyes that look like slits, another thing I just can’t get out of my head, how can he see out of his eyes when there always closed???
I take my eat and look at my Pikachu, I ought to name her, she needs a name, Zappy??? NAH… Bella… Maybe…Kaida… that’s another maybe…Ran. I like Ran.
I look at my Pikachu and notice she’s not watching the performance preparations, she’s looking at the boys’ pikachu and she seems interested…hehehe I like match making. [*sighs*]
I pick her up and stand in front of the 3 boys and smile Ran doesn’t even know what I’m doing and gives me a confused look.
“HI!!!!” I say… cough…yell to them. They all fall beck in there seats and the pikachu falls off the boy’s shoulder.
I smile my loving smile and introduce myself, “hi I’m Rose and this is my Pikachu Ran!!!” I say smiling even bigger my pikachu begins to catch on as I look evilly at the boys pikachu then to her and back again, she tries to squirm out of my arms [I thought you couldn't hold Pokemon without gloves or something?] but hehehe, she’s stuck.
The boy finally speaks. “hi I’m Ash from Pallet Town and this is Pikachu!!” I smile pretending to be interested but I care more about well EVERYTHING else rather than his name [Oh, that's nice.], I move my eyes to the small boy, who looks somehow strangely related to the girl in the bandanna [I still don't understand when this is mentioned in fanfics. May and Max look NOTHING alike.], he then introduces himself “HI I’m max!! He says, to the looks of it he looks like the age of ten and is soon going to get his first pokemon which should probably be a Ralts by the look in his eyes. [......And you can tell that how??]
I then let my attention rest on the tall man and I smile at him brightly… I just had to ask him “why are your eyes always closed??’ when I said this the two other boys mouths dropped in disbelief as I said that, the man just began to turn red, and I decided I should finish the introductions later.
In a flash I’m out of the row of seats and heading for the contestant’s room with the brown haired man behind me, and Max and Ash trying to stop him from killing me. [......] I realize he’s catching up and decide to try and lose him in the best place to go when you’re a girl and in trouble… the girl’s bathroom. I speed up trying not to bump into people in the hallway as well as trying to get away from the crazy man. [Um, what the HELL did you do to Brock??]
I realized that I was in the complete other end of the building far I mean really far away from any bathrooms and decide to go back to getting to the contestants room, I decide that if I don’t summon a little power he really is going to kill me, so I put Ran back in her pokeball and summon some of my powers.
My finger glow and so do my feet I can feel my tail growing from inside of my pants, so I lessen the amount of energy i'm using so that I don’t fully transform. My blue eyes are now green and I’m so far away from the 3 boys that I can barley [You put barley in cans??] see them anymore. [...What? What just happened here?]
I change back to normal [What was the point of that????] and begin to walk to the contestants room hoping that the brown haired man isn’t there waiting. I was right about to open the door to the room when in the corner of my eye I see the brown hair man running torwards me with a cloud of smoke behind him, (anime sweat drop) [*anime anger vein*] I open the door and jump out of the crazy dudes way before he can trample me, but instead of running into me he slams face first into the open door.
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Title: She can never belong
Culprit Author's Name: Fallenangel323232
Canon: Anime
Name: Aara / Rose
Species(es): "1 half human, ¼ clone, and ¼ pokemon"
Hair Color: Brown
Eye Color: Blue, but turn green when she uses her powers or something
Markings: She grows a tail when she uses her powers? I don't know.
Possessions: None mentioned
Pokemon Team: Pikachu ("Ran"), Charmander, Umbreon, "Ivysour," "Togechick," and a baby MEW. :| "Ivysour" has "dark green spots [that] make him look like a Rebel and that’s why I caught him cause….. I LIKE REBELS!!!"
Origin: Some cave of some sort (Cerulean Cave?). She's "1/4 clone because a HUMAN woman gave birth to her but somehow Her Real FATHER AND REAL MOTHER WERE A CLONE AND A REAL POKEMON!!!" (If that makes any sense to anyone, would you mind explaining it to me?) She escaped the cave that she was trapped in and then passed out. Drew found her and then they became friends and the Sue caught some Pokemon. Yay.
Connections To Canon Characters: Drew's BEST FRIEND, but I am quite certain that this Sue wouldn't last two minutes near the REAL Drew without getting bitchslapped from here to next Sunday. Is likely going to play matchmaker for Drew and May (and for her Pikachu and Ash's Pikachu, but I think that goes without saying if a Sue has a female Pikachu).
Special Abilities: Can speak to Pokemon, but she can't hold Pokemon without gloves or something (and yet they can still do stuff like climb up her arms). Has some other powers, probably psychic. Can apparently tell what Pokemon a person is suited to by looking in their eyes? She can also turn Brock into a raging murder machine or something.
Notes: This Sue is PROBABLY the daughter of Mewtwo, and possibly of Mew. That does not explain the human half of her, but I'm trying not to think about it TOO hard.
...I had some other things to say, but I think my brain has kind of ceased functioning after reading this fic.
On the bright side, I get a chance to show off my shiny new icon!! :D
Samples:
Flash back
I was walking through the woods looking for berries for Drew. He had done so much for me so I decided to help him out at least a little. I was searching in a bush when I felt my hand press up against something soft and fuzzy. I stuck my head into the bush using my hands to push the branches aside.
There in the small bush sat a baby pokemon that witch [What witch??] reminded me of the family I left behind so long ago. There sat a baby Mew, its fur was covered in dirt and it looked abandoned by its mother. I picked it up and cuddled it in my arms it fell asleep sometime later under the tree next to the bush I found it in. I sat there waiting to see if its mother was going to come back for it.
I sat there for 3 days [...Dude, THREE DAYS??], and I knew that Drew was probably worried sick by now [Actually I bet he was pretty glad.], he acted like a brother to me and I loved him so much like one too.
I used the last of my potion on the baby Mew [...Yeah, but only after THREE DAYS. WTF?] and then it drifted back into sleep. I watched for a little while longer till I decided that it couldn’t last out here alone, I then took out my poke ball and did the one thing I would never regret doing I caught it.
When I walked back to the spot me and Drew agreed to meet in three days earlier he pounced on me in a bear hug. [Drew + bear hug = BUH???] He then gave me an hour long lecture, oh god how I hated those lectures.
End of flashback
OH man how I really really REALLY hated the lectures he gave to me. I walked past the registration counter with Drew right behind me. I gave him a hug before I headed off to the stands so I could watch his performance. I had on a kimono (you know the one that pikachu wears at May’s contests) [Okay, Pikachu wearing his little hakama and stuff? CUTE. But not so much on a Sue.] on and so did my pikachu we had matching fans with Drew’s face on them!! When he went on stage for the beginning of the performance me and my Pikachu jumped up and cheered louder than anyone.
I could tell it embarrassed Drew because we we’re the only one’s cheering and everyone else had large sweat drops on there heads. When he made it to the second round me and pikachu cheered for him and ran back to the waiting room where Drew was. As me and my Pikachu walked in I saw Drew Talking with a Guy with purple hair, I mean who has purple hair??? [And yet Drew's green hair is perfectly normal?] And a brown haired girl with a red bandanna. I snuck up behind the group and listened.
“WTACH OUT DREW I’m GOING TO BEAT YOU!!” the girl said [...Oh dear. At least it isn't slut!May, I guess...] I slightly giggled at this Drew was the best coordinator I knew she could never beat him.
“Watch out honey, or you might lose” the purple haired man said. Really Purple hair??? I just can’t get over that. [Dude, this is the Pokemon world. Harley's hair is on the more realistic end of the scale, methinks. Though it is nice to see that this isn't het!Harley or murderer!Harley. PUSA!Harley FTW!!]
“Hmm” was all Drew said he slightly blushed as he looked at the girl with the bandanna, I knew this was the perfect moment to make my entrance.
“HIAA!!!” I said (more like yelled) as I popped out of know where. [...Right.]
“Hey you’re that girl that kept screaming for Drew when he went on stage” the girl said but I ignored her. I turned to Drew then looked at the girl then back at Drew again.
I stared at him for a while and then smirked
“…”
“….”
“I APPRROOOVVEEE!!!” I yelled at and he had a confused look on his face. [*headdesk*]
“What do you mean you APROVE??? He asked me annoyed
“WEELLLL 1. She’s pretty, 2. She’s a coordinator 3. You like her 4. I WANT A SISTER-IN-LAW SOMEDAY!!!!”I yelled to him he seemed pissed now, and he became all 56 shades of red
“YOU’RE NOT EVEN MY SISTER!!!!” Drew yelled at me “AND I DON’T NEED YOUR APPROVAL!!”
“SO YOU DO LIKE HER??” I wink at him and turn around to meet his GIRLFRIEND before he can create a comeback, witch he never does… [And this is DREW we're talking about?!] hehehe….
I smile at the girl and introduce myself, “hi I’m Aara but you can just call me Rose I like that name better. I let out a fake smile as she shakes my hand, she doesn’t feel very strong, and I don’t really like her at all already [Then WHY did you "approve" of her???], and I just met her too!!!
“hi I’m May nice to meet you!!!” she smiles brightly at me [Oh man, SO annoying, how can you POSSIBLY like someone who's FRIENDLY??] and I let go of her hand and start walking torwards the door to the room.
“See you later Drew!!! I’m going to be watching!!!” I call for my Pikachu and we head back to our seats.
The seats around me are completely filled now, there’s a short green haired boy [...For some reason I never even realized that Max's hair was a teal-ish color. I'd always chalked it up as black. Huh.], as well as a black haired boy with a pikachu, there’s also a spiky haired man with eyes that look like slits, another thing I just can’t get out of my head, how can he see out of his eyes when there always closed???
I take my eat and look at my Pikachu, I ought to name her, she needs a name, Zappy??? NAH… Bella… Maybe…Kaida… that’s another maybe…Ran. I like Ran.
I look at my Pikachu and notice she’s not watching the performance preparations, she’s looking at the boys’ pikachu and she seems interested…hehehe I like match making. [*sighs*]
I pick her up and stand in front of the 3 boys and smile Ran doesn’t even know what I’m doing and gives me a confused look.
“HI!!!!” I say… cough…yell to them. They all fall beck in there seats and the pikachu falls off the boy’s shoulder.
I smile my loving smile and introduce myself, “hi I’m Rose and this is my Pikachu Ran!!!” I say smiling even bigger my pikachu begins to catch on as I look evilly at the boys pikachu then to her and back again, she tries to squirm out of my arms [I thought you couldn't hold Pokemon without gloves or something?] but hehehe, she’s stuck.
The boy finally speaks. “hi I’m Ash from Pallet Town and this is Pikachu!!” I smile pretending to be interested but I care more about well EVERYTHING else rather than his name [Oh, that's nice.], I move my eyes to the small boy, who looks somehow strangely related to the girl in the bandanna [I still don't understand when this is mentioned in fanfics. May and Max look NOTHING alike.], he then introduces himself “HI I’m max!! He says, to the looks of it he looks like the age of ten and is soon going to get his first pokemon which should probably be a Ralts by the look in his eyes. [......And you can tell that how??]
I then let my attention rest on the tall man and I smile at him brightly… I just had to ask him “why are your eyes always closed??’ when I said this the two other boys mouths dropped in disbelief as I said that, the man just began to turn red, and I decided I should finish the introductions later.
In a flash I’m out of the row of seats and heading for the contestant’s room with the brown haired man behind me, and Max and Ash trying to stop him from killing me. [......] I realize he’s catching up and decide to try and lose him in the best place to go when you’re a girl and in trouble… the girl’s bathroom. I speed up trying not to bump into people in the hallway as well as trying to get away from the crazy man. [Um, what the HELL did you do to Brock??]
I realized that I was in the complete other end of the building far I mean really far away from any bathrooms and decide to go back to getting to the contestants room, I decide that if I don’t summon a little power he really is going to kill me, so I put Ran back in her pokeball and summon some of my powers.
My finger glow and so do my feet I can feel my tail growing from inside of my pants, so I lessen the amount of energy i'm using so that I don’t fully transform. My blue eyes are now green and I’m so far away from the 3 boys that I can barley [You put barley in cans??] see them anymore. [...What? What just happened here?]
I change back to normal [What was the point of that????] and begin to walk to the contestants room hoping that the brown haired man isn’t there waiting. I was right about to open the door to the room when in the corner of my eye I see the brown hair man running torwards me with a cloud of smoke behind him, (anime sweat drop) [*anime anger vein*] I open the door and jump out of the crazy dudes way before he can trample me, but instead of running into me he slams face first into the open door.
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