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Really, with a title like this one, what can you expect?
Title: Skie's Her Name, Bein' Weird's Her Game [I... I just... no.]
Culprit Author's Name: SkieLoon
Canon: Anime
Name: Skie
Species(es): INSANEANDFUNNEH!Self-insert
Hair Color: "navy blue"
Eye Color: Not mentioned
Markings: "a small x-shaped scar under her right eye"
Possessions: "a gray hooded sweatshirt on with the sleeves seemingly torn off and a large black ‘R’ sewn on the front" and some other OMGPUNKGAWTH!! clothes.
Pokemon Team: Arcanine ("Ace"), Charizard ("Brute")
Origin: I dunno, James had to look after her for some reason but then he ditched her?
Connections To Canon Characters: James' cousin.
Special Abilities: Nothing in particular?
Notes: The way this Sue speaks is really annoying to me. I generally think it's a good idea to keep accents and stuff to a minimum in dialogue. Then again, I guess that's just my opinion or whatever.
Samples:
“She’s got the Rocket ‘R’ on her shirt! Look!” Ash pointed. [Right, like Ash and co. have ever recognized a Rocket just because of an R on a shirt.]
Skie looked down at the front of her gray hoodie, “Huh, forgot about that,” She said, shrugging. “Nah, I’m not in Team Rocket,” she said, “So don’t freak out,”
“Why should we trust you?” Misty demanded.
“I never asked you to trust me,” The girl put her hands on her hips, “I just wanted to apologize for Ace almost squishing you. If I was a Rocket I’d probably have started that lame song of theirs right?”
“I forgive you!” said Brock.
“…Yeah, yeah I guess. Unless you’re trying to get us into a false sense of security!” Ash yelled. [Not trying to bash Ash or anything, but I just can't imagine him saying something like "false sense of security."]
”Stop flipping out. And besides, why would I be stupid enough to attack three Pokemon trainers at once? I’ve only got two Pokemon with me,” Skie said, laughing and ruffling up Ace’s fur on his head.
Ace grunted and sat down, now about two feet taller than Skie.
“But, if you’re not from Team Rocket…why is there an ‘R’ on your shirt? That’s their symbol right? And how do you know about their lame theme song thing?” Misty asked.
“Well-“
“Who called our theme song lame?” A female voice demanded.
”Who was that?” Ash spun around.
“Pika?” Pikachu looked around also, his long yellow ears twitching.
[Motto omitted]
“Team Rocket!” Ash said, getting into position to fight.
“Pikachu!” Pikachu yelled angrily.
“Alright, twerp. It’s time we finally captured that infuriating Pikachu of yours!” Jessie yelled, pointing at him.
“We got you right where we want you! And there’s nothin’ yous can do about it!” Meowth grinned, then took out a small remote with a large red button on it. And guess what he did? He pressed the button! Oh my! [OMFGNOWAIZ.]
A large hole opened up underneath the four trainers, causing them all to fall. Arcanine fell faster [Yeah, fuck physics!] and landed underneath them all, giving them a cushy landing. But Ace hit his head with the fall, and was now out cold, little swirls in his eyes.
“Ace! Buddy, you alright?” Skie asked, trying to wake her friend.
“He’ll be fine, just watch out for them!” Ash yelled, pointing up at the entrance of the hole. Jessie, James, and Meowth were all grinning down at them.
“Ha, ha! We’ve got you this time!” Jessie laughed triumphantly.
James squinted down at Skie, “Hey…who’re you? You look familiar…” he said.
”No freaking duh I’m familiar you purple-haired freak!” Skie yelled angrily.
“S-Skie?” James yelled, his eyes going wide. “You cut your hair…” he said. Her hair was about shoulder-length and a navy blue color.
“And you haven’t called in like, a month you jerk!” Skie yelled angrily, shaking her fist at him in fury.
“I-I meant to! I just forgot!”
“FORGOT? You idiot! I was lost for a week and you forgot to call? I’m going to KILL YOU!” she yelled, attempting to jump up from the hole. But they were down way too deep.
“James? James who is this?” Jessie asked.
“I’m his girlfriend,” Skie said.
“WHAT?” The Team Rocket trio yelled, surprised.
“No, I’m not his girlfriend you gullible freaks! Who would date him?” She yelled. “I’m his cousin,” she grinned, suddenly turning cheerful, “Yeah, and my mom told you, you had to watch me ‘til I got to the nearest Pokemon center! And what’d you do? You ditch me and run off with your girlfriend and that cat,” [I actually don't have many witty things to say about this fic. How about you guys?]
“I’m not her/his boyfriend/girlfriend!” Jessie and James both shrieked in horror. Meowth just snickered.
“You’re his cousin? I knew you were from Team Rocket!” [Because Rocket-ness runs in the family.] Ash said angrily, glaring at Skie.
“Oh don’t freak out! I am not in Team Rocket! James gave me this shirt as a birthday present last year, and I liked it,” she said.
“And you tore the sleeves off…” James whined.
“…I got ketchup on ‘em…” Skie said, putting her hands behind her back and looking like a little kid about to be put in a time out. [Uh... huh.]
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Title: Skie's Her Name, Bein' Weird's Her Game [I... I just... no.]
Culprit Author's Name: SkieLoon
Canon: Anime
Name: Skie
Species(es): INSANEANDFUNNEH!Self-insert
Hair Color: "navy blue"
Eye Color: Not mentioned
Markings: "a small x-shaped scar under her right eye"
Possessions: "a gray hooded sweatshirt on with the sleeves seemingly torn off and a large black ‘R’ sewn on the front" and some other OMGPUNKGAWTH!! clothes.
Pokemon Team: Arcanine ("Ace"), Charizard ("Brute")
Origin: I dunno, James had to look after her for some reason but then he ditched her?
Connections To Canon Characters: James' cousin.
Special Abilities: Nothing in particular?
Notes: The way this Sue speaks is really annoying to me. I generally think it's a good idea to keep accents and stuff to a minimum in dialogue. Then again, I guess that's just my opinion or whatever.
Samples:
“She’s got the Rocket ‘R’ on her shirt! Look!” Ash pointed. [Right, like Ash and co. have ever recognized a Rocket just because of an R on a shirt.]
Skie looked down at the front of her gray hoodie, “Huh, forgot about that,” She said, shrugging. “Nah, I’m not in Team Rocket,” she said, “So don’t freak out,”
“Why should we trust you?” Misty demanded.
“I never asked you to trust me,” The girl put her hands on her hips, “I just wanted to apologize for Ace almost squishing you. If I was a Rocket I’d probably have started that lame song of theirs right?”
“I forgive you!” said Brock.
“…Yeah, yeah I guess. Unless you’re trying to get us into a false sense of security!” Ash yelled. [Not trying to bash Ash or anything, but I just can't imagine him saying something like "false sense of security."]
”Stop flipping out. And besides, why would I be stupid enough to attack three Pokemon trainers at once? I’ve only got two Pokemon with me,” Skie said, laughing and ruffling up Ace’s fur on his head.
Ace grunted and sat down, now about two feet taller than Skie.
“But, if you’re not from Team Rocket…why is there an ‘R’ on your shirt? That’s their symbol right? And how do you know about their lame theme song thing?” Misty asked.
“Well-“
“Who called our theme song lame?” A female voice demanded.
”Who was that?” Ash spun around.
“Pika?” Pikachu looked around also, his long yellow ears twitching.
[Motto omitted]
“Team Rocket!” Ash said, getting into position to fight.
“Pikachu!” Pikachu yelled angrily.
“Alright, twerp. It’s time we finally captured that infuriating Pikachu of yours!” Jessie yelled, pointing at him.
“We got you right where we want you! And there’s nothin’ yous can do about it!” Meowth grinned, then took out a small remote with a large red button on it. And guess what he did? He pressed the button! Oh my! [OMFGNOWAIZ.]
A large hole opened up underneath the four trainers, causing them all to fall. Arcanine fell faster [Yeah, fuck physics!] and landed underneath them all, giving them a cushy landing. But Ace hit his head with the fall, and was now out cold, little swirls in his eyes.
“Ace! Buddy, you alright?” Skie asked, trying to wake her friend.
“He’ll be fine, just watch out for them!” Ash yelled, pointing up at the entrance of the hole. Jessie, James, and Meowth were all grinning down at them.
“Ha, ha! We’ve got you this time!” Jessie laughed triumphantly.
James squinted down at Skie, “Hey…who’re you? You look familiar…” he said.
”No freaking duh I’m familiar you purple-haired freak!” Skie yelled angrily.
“S-Skie?” James yelled, his eyes going wide. “You cut your hair…” he said. Her hair was about shoulder-length and a navy blue color.
“And you haven’t called in like, a month you jerk!” Skie yelled angrily, shaking her fist at him in fury.
“I-I meant to! I just forgot!”
“FORGOT? You idiot! I was lost for a week and you forgot to call? I’m going to KILL YOU!” she yelled, attempting to jump up from the hole. But they were down way too deep.
“James? James who is this?” Jessie asked.
“I’m his girlfriend,” Skie said.
“WHAT?” The Team Rocket trio yelled, surprised.
“No, I’m not his girlfriend you gullible freaks! Who would date him?” She yelled. “I’m his cousin,” she grinned, suddenly turning cheerful, “Yeah, and my mom told you, you had to watch me ‘til I got to the nearest Pokemon center! And what’d you do? You ditch me and run off with your girlfriend and that cat,” [I actually don't have many witty things to say about this fic. How about you guys?]
“I’m not her/his boyfriend/girlfriend!” Jessie and James both shrieked in horror. Meowth just snickered.
“You’re his cousin? I knew you were from Team Rocket!” [Because Rocket-ness runs in the family.] Ash said angrily, glaring at Skie.
“Oh don’t freak out! I am not in Team Rocket! James gave me this shirt as a birthday present last year, and I liked it,” she said.
“And you tore the sleeves off…” James whined.
“…I got ketchup on ‘em…” Skie said, putting her hands behind her back and looking like a little kid about to be put in a time out. [Uh... huh.]
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