DIAL UP DEATH AWAITS
HELLO POKEMON COMMUNITY I HAVE LANDED IN THE UNITED STATES.
during the 13 hour flight, i became very well acquainted with uxie and palkia. i tried to get to know azuleaf but he kept kicking my ass all over the place. i even offered to name him 'blue milk' to keep with my 'things you put in your mouth' naming theme but he would have none of it. little bitch.
ANYWAY to celebrate not dying in a horrible fireball i will destroy those of you on dial up connections with a breakdown of what i like to call the mewtwo museum - american branch or rather...
i just want to say before we start that i think i've reached the point where i don't even really HAVE a reason for collecting mewtwo stuff anymore. i mean he's a cool pokemon, but i really do love mightyena and breloom more as members of teams and teamwork and all the stuff pokemon is about. i think i just really liked the STORY of mewtwo to start off, and it's rather become something maybe similar to pikabellechu or gin where i collect...simply because i am a collector :o
also no i will not trade or sell >(
BIG STICKERS 8D i got probably all 3 of these in various chinese bootleg and stationary shops so they are NOT official merch. there was another one that WAS official, but it's stuck on an ancient sketchbook i can't find right now.
figurines! left to right we have...
Large Plastic Mewtwo. this came in a pack of large plastic figure sets. i believe eevee was who he was stuck with, but i gave the others away.
Jakks mewtwo. he makes noise. one of the newer editions to the museum.
Burger King light-up mewtwo. still lights up!
Candy-Topper mewtwo. it came off like a tube of chocolate candies or something in japan. so it doesn't REALLY belong here. but i brought it back to the states so here it is.
Pokemon Kids mewtwo. really big pokemon kids. i'm not real sure what set or if he was an extra or what.
THE FOLDER :D i use it to store button print-outs and stickers for conventions so it's taken quite a beating. the other side has mew.
KEYCHAINS! home of Boottwo. here we have...
pokeball mewtwo (official)
light-up mewtwo (official?)
random zipper pull. fairly new and i THINK organized play has the rights so i'm saying official.
cleary mewtwo (no idea if it's boot.)
BOOTTWO! :D WE LOVE YOU BOOTTWO!
a keitai (phone) strap. i know there's about 3 of these out there, at least 2 which i do not have. this is the one i do have.
SQUEAKY PINK MEWTWO. very clearly a boot but i love him all the same.
semirandom toys and junk.
booger king pokeball card (i actually had a friend working at burger king who swiped this for me. DIDNT HAVE TO EAT ANY FAST FOOD AT ALL!)
mewtwo pezkindathing candy dispeneser. this is also from japan, about two years ago. i actually snagged it right off the shelf. lucky me :D
mewtwo vs. mew figure set. missing mew. you'll notice i do this a lot. give away or lose other pokemon in sets with mewtwo. :B
mewtwo bouncy ball. it's so old, it's starting to yellow. i've had this sucker since FOREVER.
mewtwo in armor figure. is it legit? is it not? i've heard it called boot, but if it is, it's a pretty cool boot. it used to get marketed as 'mewthree' on ebay a lot.
blue mewtwo eraser. NEVER SHALL HE ERASE A THING.
wind-up walking mewtwo. this came in a box that said "THE WALKING OF FAIRY" on it. so it's a carbon boot copy of a legit wind-up toy set that i also have but they look identical :B
THE MOUSEPAD. AS YOU CAN SEE, ITS A BIT DIRTY FROM ALL THE YEARS OF USE. i imagine there's a lot of soda melded straight into that surface. probably some booze too from frosh year of college.
random movie scene cards. i forget where i picked these up, but it was before the rocket gym leader deck was released because when i pulled them out of their sleeve a little clipping ABOUT th e rocket mewtwo fell out onto the floor. wow.
...odds and ends. a nightlight and a champagne glass.
the nightlight i have no idea where i got, but the champagne glass i purchased from the NYC pokemon center almost immediately after it opened. it came in a set with a charizard but...like i said. i gave it away. it's missing. only mewtwo remains. |B durf.
THE PLUSHES. AH, THE PLUSHES. most all of these are UFO catchers, except for a few which were US in origin. left to right we have...
small mewtwo (UFO catcher)
large mewtwo (UFO catcher)
tiny bendy mewtwo (originally inside a clear pokeball. US in origin)
plush mewtwo zipper-pull (us in origin. a mouse ate his head.)
bendy-two (both japanese and US in origin. this one i bought at the NYC pokemon center before it changed to the nintendo center.)
cyrus :D (NO SERIOUSLY THATS HIS NAME :O I NAMED HIM. he's US in origin and really fluffy.)
frog-two (hahaha frogface. hahahaha. i think this is both US and japanese in origin though this one had a US tag.)
longface-two (ufo catcher)
standard beanie-two (US in origin)
lanky-two (ufo catcher, jp in origin)
THE CARDS.
I DONT KNOW NUFFIN BOUT NUFFIN WITH NO CARDS, but i know this ain't too shabby a collection. i *do* have the newly released mewtwo for the japanese 10th anniversary, but it's in japan. i think besides that and two other japanese cards whose names i'm unfamiliar with, the only mewtwo cards i'm missing are the kids art vending machine mewtwo and the rocket's mewtwo ex. mmmyes soon all art will be mine.
HAY GUYS THE TOMY MEWTWO ONLY IN BOOT PACKAGING LOL
and lastly. a zipper pull so faded by the sun it's entirely white. i found this in a truck stop in new york around 2004. it must have been there since god knows when. but it's mine now.
oh and kanackering, i said i had some doubles? these are them:
tell me if you'd want any and i'll get ready to send em off.
and oooooone more thing.
this troublesome magikarp plush has started having illicit relations with other toys.
so i better get it out of here to eknock asap.
during the 13 hour flight, i became very well acquainted with uxie and palkia. i tried to get to know azuleaf but he kept kicking my ass all over the place. i even offered to name him 'blue milk' to keep with my 'things you put in your mouth' naming theme but he would have none of it. little bitch.
ANYWAY to celebrate not dying in a horrible fireball i will destroy those of you on dial up connections with a breakdown of what i like to call the mewtwo museum - american branch or rather...
i just want to say before we start that i think i've reached the point where i don't even really HAVE a reason for collecting mewtwo stuff anymore. i mean he's a cool pokemon, but i really do love mightyena and breloom more as members of teams and teamwork and all the stuff pokemon is about. i think i just really liked the STORY of mewtwo to start off, and it's rather become something maybe similar to pikabellechu or gin where i collect...simply because i am a collector :o
also no i will not trade or sell >(
BIG STICKERS 8D i got probably all 3 of these in various chinese bootleg and stationary shops so they are NOT official merch. there was another one that WAS official, but it's stuck on an ancient sketchbook i can't find right now.
figurines! left to right we have...
Large Plastic Mewtwo. this came in a pack of large plastic figure sets. i believe eevee was who he was stuck with, but i gave the others away.
Jakks mewtwo. he makes noise. one of the newer editions to the museum.
Burger King light-up mewtwo. still lights up!
Candy-Topper mewtwo. it came off like a tube of chocolate candies or something in japan. so it doesn't REALLY belong here. but i brought it back to the states so here it is.
Pokemon Kids mewtwo. really big pokemon kids. i'm not real sure what set or if he was an extra or what.
THE FOLDER :D i use it to store button print-outs and stickers for conventions so it's taken quite a beating. the other side has mew.
KEYCHAINS! home of Boottwo. here we have...
pokeball mewtwo (official)
light-up mewtwo (official?)
random zipper pull. fairly new and i THINK organized play has the rights so i'm saying official.
cleary mewtwo (no idea if it's boot.)
BOOTTWO! :D WE LOVE YOU BOOTTWO!
a keitai (phone) strap. i know there's about 3 of these out there, at least 2 which i do not have. this is the one i do have.
SQUEAKY PINK MEWTWO. very clearly a boot but i love him all the same.
semirandom toys and junk.
booger king pokeball card (i actually had a friend working at burger king who swiped this for me. DIDNT HAVE TO EAT ANY FAST FOOD AT ALL!)
mewtwo pezkindathing candy dispeneser. this is also from japan, about two years ago. i actually snagged it right off the shelf. lucky me :D
mewtwo vs. mew figure set. missing mew. you'll notice i do this a lot. give away or lose other pokemon in sets with mewtwo. :B
mewtwo bouncy ball. it's so old, it's starting to yellow. i've had this sucker since FOREVER.
mewtwo in armor figure. is it legit? is it not? i've heard it called boot, but if it is, it's a pretty cool boot. it used to get marketed as 'mewthree' on ebay a lot.
blue mewtwo eraser. NEVER SHALL HE ERASE A THING.
wind-up walking mewtwo. this came in a box that said "THE WALKING OF FAIRY" on it. so it's a carbon boot copy of a legit wind-up toy set that i also have but they look identical :B
THE MOUSEPAD. AS YOU CAN SEE, ITS A BIT DIRTY FROM ALL THE YEARS OF USE. i imagine there's a lot of soda melded straight into that surface. probably some booze too from frosh year of college.
random movie scene cards. i forget where i picked these up, but it was before the rocket gym leader deck was released because when i pulled them out of their sleeve a little clipping ABOUT th e rocket mewtwo fell out onto the floor. wow.
...odds and ends. a nightlight and a champagne glass.
the nightlight i have no idea where i got, but the champagne glass i purchased from the NYC pokemon center almost immediately after it opened. it came in a set with a charizard but...like i said. i gave it away. it's missing. only mewtwo remains. |B durf.
THE PLUSHES. AH, THE PLUSHES. most all of these are UFO catchers, except for a few which were US in origin. left to right we have...
small mewtwo (UFO catcher)
large mewtwo (UFO catcher)
tiny bendy mewtwo (originally inside a clear pokeball. US in origin)
plush mewtwo zipper-pull (us in origin. a mouse ate his head.)
bendy-two (both japanese and US in origin. this one i bought at the NYC pokemon center before it changed to the nintendo center.)
cyrus :D (NO SERIOUSLY THATS HIS NAME :O I NAMED HIM. he's US in origin and really fluffy.)
frog-two (hahaha frogface. hahahaha. i think this is both US and japanese in origin though this one had a US tag.)
longface-two (ufo catcher)
standard beanie-two (US in origin)
lanky-two (ufo catcher, jp in origin)
THE CARDS.
I DONT KNOW NUFFIN BOUT NUFFIN WITH NO CARDS, but i know this ain't too shabby a collection. i *do* have the newly released mewtwo for the japanese 10th anniversary, but it's in japan. i think besides that and two other japanese cards whose names i'm unfamiliar with, the only mewtwo cards i'm missing are the kids art vending machine mewtwo and the rocket's mewtwo ex. mmmyes soon all art will be mine.
HAY GUYS THE TOMY MEWTWO ONLY IN BOOT PACKAGING LOL
and lastly. a zipper pull so faded by the sun it's entirely white. i found this in a truck stop in new york around 2004. it must have been there since god knows when. but it's mine now.
oh and kanackering, i said i had some doubles? these are them:
tell me if you'd want any and i'll get ready to send em off.
and oooooone more thing.
this troublesome magikarp plush has started having illicit relations with other toys.
so i better get it out of here to eknock asap.