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How redneck can you be?
Yesterday, after delivering some propane, we jumped in the pick-up and took a boat to the lake. We went bass fishing. We drank light beers, including Lone Star Light, and used a sonar fish-finder. We peed in the lake. At about 5:30, we took a break to grill steaks and french-fry some potatoes in a turkey fryer. After eating, we returned the boat to the lake and fished until 8 the next morning, while drinking Jaegerbombs. We then returned to the pop-up camper and slept until noon.
How to lose your redneck card:
In 20 hours of fishing, we only caught one fish each.
Yesterday, after delivering some propane, we jumped in the pick-up and took a boat to the lake. We went bass fishing. We drank light beers, including Lone Star Light, and used a sonar fish-finder. We peed in the lake. At about 5:30, we took a break to grill steaks and french-fry some potatoes in a turkey fryer. After eating, we returned the boat to the lake and fished until 8 the next morning, while drinking Jaegerbombs. We then returned to the pop-up camper and slept until noon.
How to lose your redneck card:
In 20 hours of fishing, we only caught one fish each.