STRANGELY SPECIFIC BOOKS™
[There's a table in the CMA today. It arrived mysteriously, and will probably be gone the next day. It is a prop table, existing for the sheer fact of setting up a post. Do not question the table.]
[What's more important is what's on the table. Books, books, stacks of books. And there's something special about these books. When you gloss over the titles, you'll notice one, that... well... isn't your normal book title. In fact, this title seems to be entirely geared towards your current situation. This book is strangely specific. This book knows exactly what's going on in your life, and it may have your solutions.]
[There's also the younger Archer, using the small bookless space on the table to work on a crossword puzzle. There's a book in his space that he appears to have claimed: Dealing With People Dealing With Withdrawal: "Cigarettes Are Bad For You, and I'm Glad You Can't Find Any." (Also, you might be able to spot the more hidden History of Team Rocket: A Completely Legitimate Business and Heir Today and Still Heir Tomorrow: Dealing with Unexpected Babies.) Care to take a book for yourself? He won't bite. Just judge you for whatever awkward book you found.]
[What's more important is what's on the table. Books, books, stacks of books. And there's something special about these books. When you gloss over the titles, you'll notice one, that... well... isn't your normal book title. In fact, this title seems to be entirely geared towards your current situation. This book is strangely specific. This book knows exactly what's going on in your life, and it may have your solutions.]
[There's also the younger Archer, using the small bookless space on the table to work on a crossword puzzle. There's a book in his space that he appears to have claimed: Dealing With People Dealing With Withdrawal: "Cigarettes Are Bad For You, and I'm Glad You Can't Find Any." (Also, you might be able to spot the more hidden History of Team Rocket: A Completely Legitimate Business and Heir Today and Still Heir Tomorrow: Dealing with Unexpected Babies.) Care to take a book for yourself? He won't bite. Just judge you for whatever awkward book you found.]