double genderbends all the way

Feb 20, 2011 22:50

[ It was a normal day in the goldenrod Department store - broldenrod insisted on dragging him through copious amounts of plushies, and Jasper followed along. He didn't mind these trips, until getting to the accessories though...]

W-Wheaton I don't need any more hairclips--

It's not like Lyra's around for me to give them to!

T-Then why don't you invite Lyra ( Read more... )

talk to me, hell yeah genderbends, best sleazeball impression, user: [dropped characters - johto], user: broldenrod, character introduction

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newbarkflirt February 21 2011, 04:26:23 UTC
[NOOOOO, GO AWAY, WE LIKE YOU BETTER AS CHICKS.........]

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flatsteel February 21 2011, 04:35:22 UTC
Etha--[thaaaaaaaaaat is a pair of breastuses. and those are pigtails. excuse us while we startle ourselves into a choked silence.]

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broldenrod February 21 2011, 04:41:57 UTC
Heeey, Eth--

[herp a derp]

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newbarkflirt February 21 2011, 04:48:02 UTC
Gross.

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flatsteel February 21 2011, 04:52:25 UTC
[h-heartbreak]

W...What?

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broldenrod February 21 2011, 04:54:38 UTC
[EXCUUUUSE ME PRINCESS] What's that supposed to mean?!

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newbarkflirt February 21 2011, 04:56:04 UTC
It means I was just getting used to seeing you two as delicate flowers of maidens! It was so wonderful-!!

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flatsteel February 21 2011, 05:02:16 UTC
Delicate...flowers? [That was more Erik's thing...]

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broldenrod February 21 2011, 05:04:02 UTC
Since when have we been maidens? [THEY'RE VERY MANLY OK] Since when have you been a maiden?!

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newbarkflirt February 21 2011, 05:09:26 UTC
I was born a delicate maiden, and I will die a delicate maiden! And you guys always looked like that, but the island has shown me the light of you two as cute girls!

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flatsteel February 21 2011, 05:36:54 UTC
L-Like 'Jasmine'...

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broldenrod February 21 2011, 05:42:39 UTC
[...well you're still energetic even if you're a girl...]

W-Well, well, we were born guys and we'll die guys! Even if there are versions of us a cute girls around...

...Is the girl version of me cute? As cute as Jasmine? [WE MUST KNOW]

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newbarkflirt February 21 2011, 06:07:44 UTC
They each have their unique charm! Jasmine blushes easily, though, she's the portrait of a lady...!

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flatsteel February 21 2011, 06:11:56 UTC
...[the perfect lady...]

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broldenrod February 21 2011, 06:22:48 UTC
Ooh, I hope we meet the girl-me! What'll you think of 'er, do you think, Jas?

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newbarkflirt February 21 2011, 06:43:15 UTC
Don't you dare harass her!

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